NWoTD - Slimnesia

Slimnesia - when you can't remember ever having been thin.

NWoTD - Slamnesia

Slamnesia - when you can't remember if you've slept with someone or not. Can also be called Bangnesia.

NWoTD - Phooty

Phooty - a fake booty, taken from phooey booty, indicating a misrepresented backside via slimming girdle or butt cheek implants or even taped up cheeks.

NWoTD - Employtation

Employtation - an exploited employee is an employtation. See, Wal-Mart for so many examples of employtations that there are dozens of lawsuits in process at any given time to force Wal-Mart to pay workers for mandated break time and for being forced to work off the clock.

NWoTD - Atternity

Atternity - a permanent attorney or being tied up by lawyers in perpetuity.

NWoTD - Nicknamania

Nicknamania - (nick-na-mania) the manic use of nicknames, either through addiction or because you can't be bothered to actually learn people's names.

NWoTD - Twammer

Twammer - Twitter spammer

NWoTD - Twetiquette

Twetiquette - Twitter etiquette

NWotD - Douchebootery

Douchebootery - putting up with a douchebag to get at that booty. Either the booty is the douchebag or there is a gatekeeper to the booty who is a douchebag. Either way, you deal with a douchebag to get yourself some.