21 March 2019

Trolliosis

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Trolliosis - a curvature of the spine brought on by being hunched over a keyboard sending troll comments out across the internet tubes. Rela...

Incarcination

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Incarcination - an incarceration nation, what the US has become since the advent and explosive growth of the for-profit prisons. "Ameri...

Pretect

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Pretect - preventative protection, perhaps the act of putting a condom in your wallet (bad place for them, btw) would be an example of prete...

Fappiary

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Loafamotive

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Loafamotive - a slow or often late train. "My boss isn't buying my loafamotive excuse anymore, I may have to get out and walk....

Accooterments

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Accooterments - additional items of dress or equipment, or other items carried or worn by a person or used for a particular activity for you...

Rumpor

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Rumpor - a rumor about a rump. Or a rumor that came out of someone's backside (ie. lies). "The dude couldn't stop spreading rum...

Shrivileged

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Shrivileged - shriveled privilege. The very worst thing that could ever (EVER) happen to a white upper class man. "The poor, poor, dear...

Invaledictorian

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Invaledictorian - the student with the lowest GPA in the class. "The invaledictorian's commencement speech included grunts and ha...

Emphassis

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Emphassis - being an ass about where to put the emphasis on a word. "I have a dream about going on Jeopardy and answering everything co...

Stupport

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Stupport - stupid support in the face of evidence that your support is unwarranted. See the 2016 election farce where super delegates pledge...

Weasoning

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Weasoning - weasel reasoning. Like Hannity or Alex Jones or any of the other smear wankers who take one thing, blow it all out of proportion...

Homo fapien

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Homo fapien - pronounced fay-pian - the forever alone guy who must fap his own way.

Sherparone

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Sherparone - a chaperone who doubles as a Sherpa (can you hold my jacket?).

Deathtiny

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Deathtiny - how you are destined to die, your death destiny, as it were. Pronounced like destiny with a lisp. "It was always my deathti...

Cockument

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Cockument - a document about penises or documentation of sexual harassment. "Matt thought he was going to slip through and not get oute...

Empty

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Electro Magnetic Pulse, Thank You Empty. Yeah, this is what my brain decides to do when it doesn't want to let me go to sleep.

Surepa

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Surepa - someone's who is always ready and willing to help carry something by saying "Sure!" a sherpa who says sure!

Hill-'splain

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Hill-'splain - a political bend to the pejorative man'splaining when a man feels the need to explain something basic to a woman beca...

Wreckoning

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Wreckoning - a wrecked reckoning. A mangled personal calculation, like when someone thinks they can clear a 6 foot jump and cannot.