Funfold

Funfold - when fun unfolds in front of you, like an amusement park ride or a bike ride through an enchanted wood. "The day totally funfolded for us perfectly, from the sun through the trees up on the mountain to the sun setting magnificently over the Boardwalk. Epic and awesome day!"

Douchebank

Douchebank - a douche-y bank, duh. "BofA is the biggest douchebank around right now with their bullshit debit card charge."

Limpotent

Limpotent - limp and impotent, yeah its redundant but so's your mom. "The mind was willing but the flesh had been beaten into submission by the anvil that is her pubic bone, leaving me limpotent but with a rather dirty smile perma set into my face."

Dickocrite

Dickocrite - hypocritical dick, see Beck, Glenn. "That guy is such a total dickocrite, last year he trumpeted the Tea Party's 'righteous anger' and now he calls the occupiers 'stinky socialist hippies'."