Rightmare - a dream in which the Republicans attain their ultimate goal of unilateral power and make it illegal to be poor or not white.
"Man, I had the worst rightmare last night, I was getting busy with my girl and the police broke in and gave me a ticket for 'non-approved sexual position', it was just the inverted monkey catcher, what the hell?"
Note, I have no idea if there is a sexual position called the inverted monkey catcher but I'm pretty sure that there should be.