28 March 2013

Swomen

Swomen - swimming in women, like a boss!

"I don't get it, he's ugly and poor, how does he always end up going swomen every weekend?"

Vegatarrorist

Vegetarrorist - vegetarian terrorist, the vegetarian who has to tell you about the slaughter process while you're about to tuck into a burger. Can also be spelled vegeterrorist.

"I enjoyed pissing off that vegetarrorist by macking on that sloppy Double-Double, up until the instant they sprayed me with pepper spray."

Plastician

Plastician - plastic technician.

"I was flummoxed but the tech had been working on a side project and used some of his plastician expertise to get the case to seal up."