Leavitate - floating away."She asked me to stay but I sort of leavitated away when she went off to chat with someone else."
Convulsizing - getting your exercise from convulsions. "Convulsizing must be a great workout because I'm always super-sweaty and exhausted afterwards."
Obtese - an obese obtuse person. Perhaps about their own weight."I think most of his fat is between his ears, that dude is totally obtese."