Shitizen - a shitty citizen.
"Doesn't it just make you happy to watch a bunch of shitizens trash their town after a bunch of athletes win (or lose!) a championship there?"
08 December 2014
Clitteralist
Clitteralist - somebody literally made of clitorises (clitorii?). Yes, I'm aware that is both gross and not possible.
Again, not sure where my head is at with this one.
Again, not sure where my head is at with this one.
Fappiary
Fappiary - an aviary for fapping (masturbating).
"Not the kind of birds I'm used to being around while fapping but the fappiary was an unusual twist, that's for sure."
"Not the kind of birds I'm used to being around while fapping but the fappiary was an unusual twist, that's for sure."
Glaccident
"Dooood, I borrowed your Graphix and had a glaccident with it, I get paid next week and will replace it then, sorry, brah."
Ignoramuse
Ignoramuse - when someone is so impenetrably stupid that their ignorance is amusing. Or someone who's ignorance is so impenetrable that they are used as a muse for someone else to riff off of (think Rep. Steve King's mind boggling gall to declare Ebola airborne and that the doctors treating Ebola patients aren't to be believed).
Shockingly idiotic comments that other shockingly idiotic people glom onto as if they have even a shred of factual reality within them.
Shockingly idiotic comments that other shockingly idiotic people glom onto as if they have even a shred of factual reality within them.
Fiture
Fiture - a fit future, what every body tries to start the New Year with.
"Looking forward to bright fiture with a new gym membership and a subscription to the Yoga Pants of the Month Club."
"Looking forward to bright fiture with a new gym membership and a subscription to the Yoga Pants of the Month Club."
Insirance
Insirance - insurance against sirs. This was much more popular back in the days of knights and primae noctis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur).
"He came to get her but I showed my insirance card and he had to go take the neighbor's daughter instead."
"He came to get her but I showed my insirance card and he had to go take the neighbor's daughter instead."
Pedestrianaise
Pedestrianaise - the sandwich topping made when a pedestrian gets creamed by a car.
Yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing this morning either.
Yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing this morning either.
Erectify
Erectify - to rectify with an erection, ie. fornicate your way back into good graces.
"At first she was super pissed that he was late and had gotten his eye brows shaved off by his jerk friends, but he erectified things properly before the evening got too out of hand."
"At first she was super pissed that he was late and had gotten his eye brows shaved off by his jerk friends, but he erectified things properly before the evening got too out of hand."
Manglish
Manglish - mangled English, what most Americans seem to think is proper English where commas are extraneous and spelling is for losers and libtards... looks like "lol ur a fuking dumass".
"You argument hits a sizable obstacle when you resort to using manglish as a means to try and convince me, I can't even understand half of what you wrote."
"You argument hits a sizable obstacle when you resort to using manglish as a means to try and convince me, I can't even understand half of what you wrote."
Erigance
Erigance - Erik + arrogance. Yes, my housemate coined this on me last night.
"Erik, your erigance is showing, confidence is sexy, being an arrogant dicknugget? Not so much."
Note: Photo may not be of an Erik or Eric but he's clearly displaying some erigance here.
"Erik, your erigance is showing, confidence is sexy, being an arrogant dicknugget? Not so much."
Note: Photo may not be of an Erik or Eric but he's clearly displaying some erigance here.
Furstration
Furstration - frustrated with fur.
"Man, she was beautiful but nothing but furstration when I got her naked."
"Man, she was beautiful but nothing but furstration when I got her naked."