Trolliosis - a curvature of the spine brought on by being hunched over a keyboard sending troll comments out across the internet tubes. Related to crapal tunnel syndrome (I know what I wrote).
"No wonder that pasty bastard never goes outside, his trolliosis has him nearly doubled over like an a-frame."
The Fictionarium is the repository for newly created words. There's a chance that some of these words have been invented by other folks. It happens.
21 March 2019
Incarcination
Incarcination - an incarceration nation, what the US has become since the advent and explosive growth of the for-profit prisons.
"America calls itself the land of the free and home of the brave but it isn't free any more, it is an incarcination."
"America calls itself the land of the free and home of the brave but it isn't free any more, it is an incarcination."
Loafamotive
Loafamotive - a slow or often late train.
"My boss isn't buying my loafamotive excuse anymore, I may have to get out and walk."
"My boss isn't buying my loafamotive excuse anymore, I may have to get out and walk."
Accooterments
Accooterments - additional items of dress or equipment, or other items carried or worn by a person or used for a particular activity for your vagina or vajaynay or vajizzle, whichever makes you smile.
"She pulled off her thong and she had a little sparkly and bell ringing Christmas tree brooch accooterment hanging above her pussy."
"She pulled off her thong and she had a little sparkly and bell ringing Christmas tree brooch accooterment hanging above her pussy."
Shrivileged
Shrivileged - shriveled privilege. The very worst thing that could ever (EVER) happen to a white upper class man.
"The poor, poor, dear, ever since he had that major shrivilege episode, he's just not been the same hateful racist sack of crap I married."
"The poor, poor, dear, ever since he had that major shrivilege episode, he's just not been the same hateful racist sack of crap I married."
Invaledictorian
Invaledictorian - the student with the lowest GPA in the class.
"The invaledictorian's commencement speech included grunts and hand gestures..."
"The invaledictorian's commencement speech included grunts and hand gestures..."
Stupport
Stupport - stupid support in the face of evidence that your support is unwarranted. See the 2016 election farce where super delegates pledged their fealty to Hillary Clinton well in advance of the primaries and made her think her presidency was inevitable. But her stupport failed to account for how weary the populace was and is of dynasties that do nothing but perpetuate the status quo.
"Hillary's stupport came from a bought and paid for network of toadies, sycophants and political climbers banking on her win so they could advance themselves. At no point did anyone in her campaign stop and actually consider the fact that they could lose."
"Hillary's stupport came from a bought and paid for network of toadies, sycophants and political climbers banking on her win so they could advance themselves. At no point did anyone in her campaign stop and actually consider the fact that they could lose."
Hill-'splain
Hill-'splain - a political bend to the pejorative man'splaining when a man feels the need to explain something basic to a woman because he fundamentally believes she's not capable of understanding it until he explains it to her.
"The Clintonista tried to Hill-'splain it all away why a supposedly healthy person would have a rolling hospital traveling with them everywhere. And failed miserably at making any valid points, as usual."
"The Clintonista tried to Hill-'splain it all away why a supposedly healthy person would have a rolling hospital traveling with them everywhere. And failed miserably at making any valid points, as usual."
Wreckoning
Wreckoning - a wrecked reckoning. A mangled personal calculation, like when someone thinks they can clear a 6 foot jump and cannot.
Pundititis
Pundititis - afflicted with the need to be a pundit, sadly its terminal, you'll die a know it all.
Yeah, it has been a while. My brain works in fits and starts (better than stits and farts) and sometimes I need a kick to get the creative part back into gear.
Maybe this is the start of a wave, maybe not.
Yeah, it has been a while. My brain works in fits and starts (better than stits and farts) and sometimes I need a kick to get the creative part back into gear.
Maybe this is the start of a wave, maybe not.
Chuckleschmuck
Chuckleschmuck - a Trump supporter, marked by irrational anger, ignorance, small hands, bad hair and a permanent expression of painful constipation.
"Let me be perfectly clear, you cannot support Donald Trump and NOT be a chuckleschmuck."
"Let me be perfectly clear, you cannot support Donald Trump and NOT be a chuckleschmuck."
Shamateurism
Shamateurism - when the amateur status of an event is a complete sham. As in calling the Olympics the best of amateur athletics, it isn't and hasn't been for decades. Taken from a Twitter conversation.
Also gives rise to other spin off words like:
Scamateurism - a fake amateur competing.
Shamateurism - a shamefully fake amateur competing (think Mike Tyson wearing a glue on mustache).
Shamanateurism - when a shaman tries to get in on an amateur competition (admittedly a silly one).
Also gives rise to other spin off words like:
Scamateurism - a fake amateur competing.
Shamateurism - a shamefully fake amateur competing (think Mike Tyson wearing a glue on mustache).
Shamanateurism - when a shaman tries to get in on an amateur competition (admittedly a silly one).
Twitterhea
Twitterhea - an incessant need to tweet the minutiae of your day regardless of interest to others.
"I had to mute his account again as his twitterhea was getting out of control, again."
Almost certainly not a newly coined word.
"I had to mute his account again as his twitterhea was getting out of control, again."
Almost certainly not a newly coined word.
Greeditarian
Greeditarian - if someone's "need" for more wealth supersedes other people's needs for food and shelter then they are a Greeditarian.
"Expecting the Greeditarians to think of others is about as sensible as hoping the shark is a vegetarian."
"Expecting the Greeditarians to think of others is about as sensible as hoping the shark is a vegetarian."
Algorerithms
Algorerithms - the formulas used to figure out how much money to give to Al Gore to offset your carbon footprint. He'll totally buy trees and shit with it, for sure.
Snowglobed
Snowglobed - when someone capriciously (or seemingly so) upends your life making you have to scramble to put everything back together, that is called getting snowglobed.
"My boss snowglobed me and then submitted his own resignation, hard not to take that a little personally when he went out of his way to fuck my life up on his way out the door."
"My boss snowglobed me and then submitted his own resignation, hard not to take that a little personally when he went out of his way to fuck my life up on his way out the door."
Ratiowned
Ratiowned - when your tweet gets virtually no likes or retweets and a whole bunch of replies correcting your stupidity/ignorance/Bernie smear and you get owned by Twitter, you have been ratiowned.
"Dave got ratiowned again and again when he tried to smear Bernie with his garbage centrist talkings points and then he tried to assert that he was the left." (based on a true story).
"Dave got ratiowned again and again when he tried to smear Bernie with his garbage centrist talkings points and then he tried to assert that he was the left." (based on a true story).
Acronymonious
Acronymonious - bitterly angry about the use of acronyms.
"All I did was mentionhow much I love my new scuba gear with laser range finder on top and he was all acronymonious with me about it."
"All I did was mentionhow much I love my new scuba gear with laser range finder on top and he was all acronymonious with me about it."
Emberrassed
Emberrassed - when you're so embarrassed that your ass is on fire from all of the butt hurt, from the root words, ember and assed.
"You'd think someone would get emberrassed after making so many flagrantly false predictions but nope, Nate Silver's still out there pretending he knows what's happening."
"You'd think someone would get emberrassed after making so many flagrantly false predictions but nope, Nate Silver's still out there pretending he knows what's happening."
Delicktable
Delicktable - so delicious looking you just want to lick it, yes, this can apply to food and people. Delectable mushed with a lick.