29 December 2008

NWoTD - Futility Belt

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Futilty belt - the belt that attempts to hold up a seriously overweight person's pants is a futility belt because, no matter how tight i...
23 December 2008

NWoTD - Scentimental

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Scentimental - when a certain smell evokes a vivid memory. I'm having a distinct sense of having coined this one already. But searches c...
20 December 2008

NWoTD - Yapkin

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Yapkin - what an overly talkative person uses to clean their mouth while eating. Or, what gets shoved in someone's mouth during a kidnap...
16 December 2008

NWoTD - Popening

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Popening - if the Pope were available for ribbon cutting ceremonies then they would be called Popenings.
11 December 2008

NWoTD - Crassmas

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Crassmas - forgetting what the Christmas holiday is really about and focusing on spend, spend, spend means you are celebrating Crassmas.
09 December 2008

NWoTD - Patroll

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Patroll - scouring the internet to find things you disagree with in order to start fights (i.e. trolling for arguments).
05 December 2008

NWoTD - Hilladay

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Hilladay - holiday in the hills. Or a special holiday for a girl named Hillary.
29 November 2008

NWoTD - Schleptomania

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Schleptomania - the overpowering urge to bring far more than you will ever need on trips. Like three bags for a weekend trip. Many parents s...
27 November 2008

NWoTD - Gravytas

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Gravytas - serious about gravy. And, in my family, we are very serious about gravy.
25 November 2008

NWoTD - Naughtical

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This one is for Nutsy Fagan . And, in memory of, my father who loved sailing and imparted that love on to me. Naughtical - debauchery on the...
24 November 2008

NWoTD - Bangster

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Bangster - gang banger. I.e. lowlife loser with no future.
21 November 2008

NWoTD - Fur Paux

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Fur paux - "accidentally" wearing fur and generating outrage among the militant PETAists.
19 November 2008

NWoTD - Studebt

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Studebt - student debt. Not too tough to figure that one out.
14 November 2008

NWoTD - Hasband

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Hasband - a lame husband.
04 November 2008

NWoTD - Poisition

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Poisition - a job that is corrosive to your soul. See: McClellan, Scott; or Snow, Tony.
28 October 2008

NWoTD - Parrotard

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Parrotard - somebody who's obviously pretty stupid and exists for no reason but to parrot (repeat) talking points written by someone els...
26 October 2008

NWoTD - Halloweek

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Halloweek - because a single day for costume play dress up fun is just nowhere near enough to a four year old, we have come up with Hallowee...
24 October 2008

NWoTD - Cameltopia

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Cameltopia - the belief that the world would be a better place if there were more cameltoes.
23 October 2008

NWoTD - Retart

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Retart - mashed up from retarded art, coined by Nutsy in response to the idiot who slapped some wagon wheels on a Hummer H3 and called it a...
21 October 2008

NWoTD - Blogan

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Today's new word is another mash up, actually its a mash up of a mash up. Blogan - blog (mashed up from web log) slogan, the cute and su...