26 February 2009

NWoTD - Mironic

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Mironic - moronically ironic. As in, a student who should have failed the second grade being forced into third because her parents refused t...
20 February 2009

NWoTD - Asspersion

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Asspersion - a disparaging remark about someone's butt.
18 February 2009

NWoTD - Douchebattery

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Douchebattery - beating the annoying snot out of someone who's behaving like a douchebag.
13 February 2009

NWoTD - Lubrary

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Lubrary - a place where lubrications are stored and sorted according to the Dewey Decimal System by use (sex, automotive, industrial, etc.) ...
07 February 2009

NWoTD - Horkano

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Today's new word comes from combining the words volcano and hork (blowing your nose) thus. Horkano: when you blow your nose and the resu...
06 February 2009

NWoTD - Francheese

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Francheese - when a previously good television or movie series is spun off into a cheesy direction. Sort of like the addition of the highly ...
30 January 2009

NWoTD - Felonocity

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Felonocity - the speed at which crime increases as the economy worsens. Compounded from felon and velocity.
28 January 2009

NWoTD - Rideiculous

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Rideiculous - a stupid ride (and not in a good way), i.e. the dumbshit with the ape hanger handlebars that made him hold his arms above his ...
21 January 2009

NWoTD - Foolush

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Foolush - a stupid drunk, comes from foolish lush, obviously.
17 January 2009

NWoTD - Swervitude

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Swervitude - swerving with attitude. Meant to indicate the people who treat the highway like their own personal race course and swerve in an...
14 January 2009

NWoTD - Twurfing

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Twurfing - astroturfing (Wiki - neologism for formal public relations campaigns in politics and advertising which seek to create the impres...
10 January 2009

NWoTD - Phlotation

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Phlotation - making ends meet by selling photographs is phlotation.
09 January 2009

NWoTD - Revisionisticalism

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Revisionisticalism - the effort to rewrite history in order to paint yourself in a better light by the use of talking points dispersed throu...
02 January 2009

NWoTD - Slopportunity

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Slopportunity - when someone takes advantage of a drunk person for sex or other actions then you are being slopportunistic. Or, another defi...
29 December 2008

NWoTD - Futility Belt

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Futilty belt - the belt that attempts to hold up a seriously overweight person's pants is a futility belt because, no matter how tight i...
23 December 2008

NWoTD - Scentimental

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Scentimental - when a certain smell evokes a vivid memory. I'm having a distinct sense of having coined this one already. But searches c...
20 December 2008

NWoTD - Yapkin

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Yapkin - what an overly talkative person uses to clean their mouth while eating. Or, what gets shoved in someone's mouth during a kidnap...
16 December 2008

NWoTD - Popening

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Popening - if the Pope were available for ribbon cutting ceremonies then they would be called Popenings.
11 December 2008

NWoTD - Crassmas

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Crassmas - forgetting what the Christmas holiday is really about and focusing on spend, spend, spend means you are celebrating Crassmas.
09 December 2008

NWoTD - Patroll

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Patroll - scouring the internet to find things you disagree with in order to start fights (i.e. trolling for arguments).