24 October 2011

Funfold

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Funfold - when fun unfolds in front of you, like an amusement park ride or a bike ride through an enchanted wood. "The day totally funf...
18 October 2011

Douchebank

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Douchebank - a douche-y bank, duh. "BofA is the biggest douchebank around right now with their bullshit debit card charge."
17 October 2011

Limpotent

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Limpotent - limp and impotent, yeah its redundant but so's your mom. "The mind was willing but the flesh had been beaten into submi...

Dickocrite

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Dickocrite - hypocritical dick, see Beck, Glenn. "That guy is such a total dickocrite, last year he trumpeted the Tea Party's '...
28 September 2011

Borjury

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Borjury (bore-jury) - committing perjury out of boredom. "Man, this trial's never gonna end, I'm gonna commit borjury and go re...

Chacne

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Chacne (chack-knee) - chance acne. In use, "I was totally looking forward to my date tonight but got hit with some chacne and now I...
22 September 2011

Choadie

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Choadie - a road riding bicyclist who dresses like a total choad. A choad, for them's that aren't knowing, is the strip of skin b...
22 August 2011

Imbecillin

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Imbecillin - an inoculation against being a fucking idiot.
19 August 2011

Bummingbird

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Bummingbird - a pessimistic hummingbird.

Rolish

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Rolish - a role that is relished.

Martality

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Martality - death by marriage.

Flautos

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Flautos - flautas made out of or to look like cars.

Wocha

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Wocha - (pronounced Woe-ka, like mocha with a W) a first thing out of bed choco coffee is a wocha.

Conduchive

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Conduchive - conducive to being a douche.

Coffeenated

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Coffeenated - adding coffee to anything.

Feeked

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Feeked - getting fucked by fee.
20 July 2011

Fondude

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Fondude - That guy on the floor who got a fondue pot for Christmas during freshman year of college? Yeah, he was the fondude.
25 May 2011

NWoTD - Amkneesia

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Amkneesia - when you forget that you've got a bad knee or knees you are suffering from amkneesia.
09 May 2011

NWoTD - Trumpathy

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Trumpathy - sympathy for Donald Trump (curable via medication and/or lobotomy).

NWoTD - Trampathy

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Trampathy - sympathy or empathy for tramps (either the sexually promiscuous kind or the ones asking for spare change at intersections)