06 December 2011

Plustered

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Plustered - when you meet someone you've previously only known via Google+ and you are, momentarily, speechless. "Got totally plus...
21 November 2011

Grumpon

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Grumpon - a new social money saving website for grumpy people. "Dude, did you see the deal for cranky pants on Grumpon? I'm stocki...

Tittally

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Tittally - totally tits. "Meghan McCain may be nuts but she's also tittally awesome." Yes, yes I did invent a word to descr...

Babeitized

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Babeitized - when one is first described as a hottie is when one has been Babeitized. "She didn't get babeitized until later in li...

Taura

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Taura - a tour of auras (no, I'm not really sure what it means either). "She showed me her crystals and then took me on a taura ar...

Twatts

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Twatts - the measurement unit of being a twat, ie. jerkface, asshat, prick, etc. "He was working hard to pump out a lot of twatts last...

Scaroling

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Scaroling - caroling that results in scaring people by bad singing. "We tried to sing Silent Night but our scaroling was so bad we sho...

Innact

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Innact - enacting an inn. "By these proclamations, I hereby innact this new bed & breakfast! Long may it serve fresh scones and st...

Helpatitis

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Helpatitis - a terminal case of helping others. "His helpatitis is super easy to exploit, he wants to help soooo much."

Whorrendous

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Whorrendous - a really bad whore. "She was whorrendous, she didn't know how to put on a rubber, she didn't know how to use the...

Fatapult

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Fatapult - a catapult made specifically to throw fat people. "Man, you'd need a huge fatapult to launch that dude."

Deskape

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Deskape - escape from one's desk. "I didn't want to deliver the bad report upstairs but I really needed a little deskape and i...

Disttractive

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Disstractive - when an attractive person uglies themselves up on purpose so they are less of distraction because they are so attractive. ...
24 October 2011

Funfold

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Funfold - when fun unfolds in front of you, like an amusement park ride or a bike ride through an enchanted wood. "The day totally funf...
18 October 2011

Douchebank

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Douchebank - a douche-y bank, duh. "BofA is the biggest douchebank around right now with their bullshit debit card charge."
17 October 2011

Limpotent

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Limpotent - limp and impotent, yeah its redundant but so's your mom. "The mind was willing but the flesh had been beaten into submi...

Dickocrite

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Dickocrite - hypocritical dick, see Beck, Glenn. "That guy is such a total dickocrite, last year he trumpeted the Tea Party's '...
28 September 2011

Borjury

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Borjury (bore-jury) - committing perjury out of boredom. "Man, this trial's never gonna end, I'm gonna commit borjury and go re...

Chacne

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Chacne (chack-knee) - chance acne. In use, "I was totally looking forward to my date tonight but got hit with some chacne and now I...
22 September 2011

Choadie

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Choadie - a road riding bicyclist who dresses like a total choad. A choad, for them's that aren't knowing, is the strip of skin b...