16 June 2014

Iceborg

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Iceborg - an unstoppable race of ice based beings with greater technology and sallow skin. Think the White Walkers in Game of Thrones.

Grassias

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Grassias - what you say when someone has given you a whole bunch of free marijuana. "Grassias for the mass-ias of grass, ya ass!"

Prusade

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Prusade - a prudish crusade. Taking your morals and deciding that they are awesome enough to force on everyone else. The Utah mother who bou...

Cannabisalism

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Cannabisalism - getting really high and getting munchies bad enough to eat someone. "Almost thought I'd resort to cannabisalism but...

Whosband

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Whosband - when you can't ever seem to remember that that hot friend of yours is married. "After the third round I found myself ...

Namasturbation

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Namasturbation - masturbating in or to yoga attire. "I was trying to release my chakras but ended up just getting into some deeply spir...

Brotein

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Brotein - getting a little extra shot of protein by blowing your buddy and swallowing. Why yes, yes I do sometimes disgust my own self.

Snarkour

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Snarkour - using one's mental agility and wit to snark, demean and otherwise elicit humor from online comments. "We gathered on SFG...

Cuberty

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Cuberty - coming of age while playing  Minecrack  ,ahem, I meant Minecraft. Or the process of going from a pwned noob to becoming a Redstone...
14 June 2013

Leavitate

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Leavitate - floating away. "She asked me to stay but I sort of leavitated away when she went off to chat with someone else."

Convulsizing

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Convulsizing - getting your exercise from convulsions.  "Convulsizing must be a great workout because I'm always super-sweaty and e...

Obtese

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Obtese - an obese obtuse person. Perhaps about their own weight. "I think most of his fat is between his ears, that dude is totally obt...
28 March 2013

Swomen

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Swomen - swimming in women, like a boss! "I don't get it, he's ugly and poor, how does he always end up going swomen every week...

Vegatarrorist

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Vegetarrorist - vegetarian terrorist, the vegetarian who has to tell you about the slaughter process while you're about to tuck into a b...

Plastician

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Plastician - plastic technician. "I was flummoxed but the tech had been working on a side project and used some of his plastician exper...
28 February 2013

GOPe

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GOPe - Grand Old Party dope. Here's the thing, if you're not an old, white, fat man then the Republican party just wants your money ...
19 February 2013

Fuckon

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Fuckon - a resident of the planet Fuck or someone who just doesn't give a fuck. Also see DILLIGAF. "I was going to flip the guy off...

Browl

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Browl - a brawl between brothers. "Man, the Super Bowl is going to be a Super Browl between the Harbaughs!"

Celesticles

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Celesticles - celestial testicles aka God's nards. "And then Jesus asked if she wanted to examine his celesticles for divine inspir...

Stripture

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Stripture - the "lost" chapters of the Bible, they were significantly less SFW than most (though some of that Old Testament is pre...