21 March 2019

Chuckleschmuck

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Chuckleschmuck - a Trump supporter, marked by irrational anger, ignorance, small hands, bad hair and a permanent expression of painful const...

Hourlay

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Hourlay - the hourly rate of a prostitute. Or the hourly rate of a surrogate chicken to sit on some eggs. "I wanted to spend some time ...

Fleshback

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Fleshback - when you have flashbacks to recent (or maybe not so recent) sexy flesh on flesh times. "I was in the grocery store and the ...

Shamateurism

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Shamateurism - when the amateur status of an event is a complete sham. As in calling the Olympics the best of amateur athletics, it isn'...

Twitterhea

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Twitterhea - an incessant need to tweet the minutiae of your day regardless of interest to others. "I had to mute his account again as ...

Tachnical

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Tachnical - tactically technical or technically tactical, your choice. I live in a Nerf blaster world, my life is all about tachnical, tacti...

Greeditarian

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Greeditarian - if someone's "need" for more wealth supersedes other people's needs for food and shelter then they are a Gr...

Algorerithms

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Algorerithms - the formulas used to figure out how much money to give to Al Gore to offset your carbon footprint. He'll totally buy tree...

Celibatetory

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Celibatetory - celebrating being celibate.

Snowglobed

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Snowglobed - when someone capriciously (or seemingly so) upends your life making you have to scramble to put everything back together, that ...

Ratiowned

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Ratiowned - when your tweet gets virtually no likes or retweets and a whole bunch of replies correcting your stupidity/ignorance/Bernie smea...

Icean

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Icean - an ice cold ocean. "You can't go out in that icean without a decent wetsuit, at least a 5 mill, bro!"

Acronymonious

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Acronymonious - bitterly angry about the use of acronyms. "All I did was mentionhow much I love my new scuba gear with laser range find...

Emberrassed

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Emberrassed - when you're so embarrassed that your ass is on fire from all of the butt hurt, from the root words, ember and assed. ...

Delicktable

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Delicktable - so delicious looking you just want to lick it, yes, this can apply to food and people. Delectable mushed with a lick.

Anuscript

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Anuscript - a story about an asshole or when you pull a story out of your ass at the last minute. "That anuscript is a walk down holes ...

Phallacy

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Phallacy - a fake phallus (yes, I'm aware that's an oxymoron).

Scrumbag

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Scrumbag - a dirty piece of shit rugby player. "That scrumbag poked me in the eyes in our last match!"
08 December 2014

Shitizen

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Shitizen - a shitty citizen.  "Doesn't it just make you happy to watch a bunch of shitizens trash their town after a bunch of athle...

Clitteralist

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Clitteralist - somebody literally made of clitorises (clitorii?). Yes, I'm aware that is both gross and not possible. Again, not sure wh...