The Fictionarium is the repository for newly created words. There's a chance that some of these words have been invented by other folks. It happens.
26 October 2010
NWoTD - Plainasdayopia
Plainasdayopia - when you are looking for something only to realize its right there in front of you.
NWoTD - Pissibly
Pissibly - pissily possible, someone who will do something for you but will grief you with a poor attitude the whole time (props to Evan Ashenhurst).
NWoTD - Fogure
Fogure - figurative fog or a figure in the fog, maybe even one that turns out to be nothing.
NWoTD - Protential
Protential - potential protein, that is, baby fish before they are big enough to eat, soybeans too small to harvest, etc. Also possibly means potential to go pro.
NWoTD - Harouse
Harouse - attempt to arouse by harrassment. Appears to be SOP at local high schools.
27 September 2010
NWoTD - Tutirials
Tutirials - tired tutorial or possibly a tutorial delivered by a tired out presenter.
NWoTD - Constituition
Constituition - paying your way through college through trying employment (constitution) or using the Constitution to pay for tuition.
NWoTD - Blottery
Blottery - partying so hard after winning the lottery that you don't remember
winning it.
winning it.
NWoTD - Togurt
Togurt - the body cheese generated by a couple of hard partying days in a toga (don't pretend you haven't done the Roman-style lost weekend of partying).
NWoTD - Pornucopia
Pornucopia - (almost) too much hawt pron. Almost because, really is there such a thing as too much porn?
NWoTD - Abracadaver
Abracadaver - someone who makes dead bodies disappear says "Abracadaver" when he makes them vanish.
24 May 2010
NWoTD - Excluesive
Excluesive - a private (or even exclusive) clue, think one of those hidden immunity idol clues on Survivor that one player gets.
29 April 2010
NWoTD - Hianus
Hianus - (Hi-anus, a combination of hiatus and anus) taking a break from being an asshole.
21 April 2010
NWoTD - Divil
Divil - (pronounced Die-vil) the evil deity to whom you sell your soul to gain the ability to perform the Triple Lindy.
NWoTD - Fagnet
Fagnet - magnet for gay folks, someone who's naturally gravitated towards by gay people, Barbara Streisand and Ricky Martin come to mind.
Note, I am somewhat reluctant to post this word because of the pejorative nature of the word, fag. But opted to in the end because it rolls off the tongue so easily and makes sense as a word even if it isn't especially nice.
Note, I am somewhat reluctant to post this word because of the pejorative nature of the word, fag. But opted to in the end because it rolls off the tongue so easily and makes sense as a word even if it isn't especially nice.
21 March 2010
NWoTD - Fooltility
Fooltility - foolish utility, a Swiss Army Knife with a cheese grater attachment.
NWoTD - Juggulant
Juggulant - jubilant because of boobs. Yes, I am a 14 year old boy trapped in a man's body, why do you ask?
06 February 2010
NWoTD - Asstute
Asstute - (ass-toot) keen observation of someone's rectal trumpet capabilities. I am incapable of thinking of this new word and not thinking of my good friend, Ryan (aka @dirtymushroom) which is almost certainly as he would like it!
NWoTD - Awlarm
Awlarm - (awe-larm)a freakishly piercing fire alarm that feels like someone is driving an awl into your brain, much like the one at my school today.
29 January 2010
NWoTD - Tasklost
Tasklost - lost in the swirling maelstrom of an out of control tasklist. Side note, I just read an interesting idea, instead of making a To Do list, try making Don't Do list, it should be shorter.
NWoTD - Soilitary
Soilitary - people who don't bathe often, are dirty (or soiled) and are often alone are considered soilitary types.
NWoTD - Dimmy
Dimmy - dim dummy. Yes, its redundant but I enjoy saying dimmy, as in "Don't mind him, he's just a dimmy".
NWoTD - Cramp Out
Cramp out - when you are on a long bike ride (or run) and you cramp up so badly that you have to wait for a pick up, the time spent waiting for the ride is the cramp out.
NWoTD - Fassel
Fassel - a fast vessel. Created when Cyclelicious misheard me while mountain biking the other day. But its a good word and its going into the book.
NWoTD - Champang
Champang - the feeling of regret after getting really drunk and stupid on champagne.
NWoTD - Portraded
Portraded - positive/negative portrayal solely for the purposes of pushing through a trade (think Manny Ramirez pretending to be hurt so the Red Sox would trade him).