NWoTD - Brotential

Brotential - potential to be a good friend (like a brother).

NWoTD - Reazen

Reazen - calmed by reason (zen reasoning).

NWoTD - Boyant

Boyant - elated by boys.

NWoTD - Plainasdayopia

Plainasdayopia - when you are looking for something only to realize its right there in front of you.

NWoTD - Entitlista

Entitlista - someone on welfare who decries others on welfare (see Party, Tea).

NWoTD - Pissibly

Pissibly - pissily possible, someone who will do something for you but will grief you with a poor attitude the whole time (props to Evan Ashenhurst).

NWoTD - Fogure

Fogure - figurative fog or a figure in the fog, maybe even one that turns out to be nothing.

NWoTD - Protential

Protential - potential protein, that is, baby fish before they are big enough to eat, soybeans too small to harvest, etc. Also possibly means potential to go pro.

NWoTD - Harouse

Harouse - attempt to arouse by harrassment. Appears to be SOP at local high schools.

NWoTD - Weepon

Weepon - a weapon that forces the target to break down crying.

NwoTD - Twuth

Twuth - Twitter truth, something you cannot handle.

NWoTD - Tutirials

Tutirials - tired tutorial or possibly a tutorial delivered by a tired out presenter.

NWoTD - Tempty

Tempty - empty temptation.

NWoTD - Powervty

Powervty - poor in power.

NWoTD - Cumpaign

Cumpaign - a campaign of sexual conquest.

NWoTD - Constituition

Constituition - paying your way through college through trying employment (constitution) or using the Constitution to pay for tuition.

NWoTD - Campire

Campire - campfire for vampires.

NWoTD - Attirude

Attirude - rude attitude.

NWoTD - Adgitate

Adgitate - agitated by advertising.

NWoTD - Stopics

Stopics - topics that kill conversations.

NWoTD - Pricknic

Pricknic - a picnic for jerks.

NWoTD - Scruel

Scruel - a cruel school.

NWoTD - Thawt

Thawt - thinking that thaws one out.

NWoTD - Almoast

Almoast - bread that is almost toast.

NWoTD - Scrone

Scrone - pastry for a mean old lady.

NWoTD - Oddvice

Oddvice - strange or odd advice.

NWoTD - Blottery

Blottery - partying so hard after winning the lottery that you don't remember
winning it.

NWoTD - Togurt

Togurt - the body cheese generated by a couple of hard partying days in a toga (don't pretend you haven't done the Roman-style lost weekend of partying).

NWoTD - Cumputer

Cumputer - computer used solely for surfing porn.

NWoTD - Brokeh

Brokeh - badly done bokeh photography.

NWoTD - Propertoes

Propertoes - wholly owned (i.e. not rented or borrowed) toes.

NWoTD - Opposocks

Opposocks - when the only socks you can find have the exact opposite colors.

NWoTD - Enditor

Enditor - someone who edits suicide notes and obituaries.

NWoTD - Pornucopia

Pornucopia - (almost) too much hawt pron. Almost because, really is there such a thing as too much porn?

NWoTD - Idloo

Idloo - a small fortress of solitude made of snow for self reflection.

NWoTD - Abracadaver

Abracadaver - someone who makes dead bodies disappear says "Abracadaver" when he makes them vanish.

NWoTD - Sticket

Sticket - a ticket that feels like a stick shoved up your backside.

NWoTD - Perventable

Perventable - a preventable pervert

NWoTD - Innapropriate

Innapropriate - a bad bed and breakfast

NWoTD -Inappropirate

Inappropirate - an inappropriate pirate

NWoTD - Ghoulery

Ghoulery - a gallery of ghouls

NWoTD - Galery

Galery - a gallery of gals

NWoTD - Excluesive

Excluesive - a private (or even exclusive) clue, think one of those hidden immunity idol clues on Survivor that one player gets.

NWoTD - Happimess

Happimess - the pleasure a child gets from making a huge mess is called happimess

NWoTD - Brrrito

Brrrito - a cold burrito

NWoTD - Squarrel

Squarrel - a quarrelsome squirrel

NWoTD - Hianus

Hianus - (Hi-anus, a combination of hiatus and anus) taking a break from being an asshole.

NWoTD - Divil

Divil - (pronounced Die-vil) the evil deity to whom you sell your soul to gain the ability to perform the Triple Lindy.

NWoTD - Fagnet

Fagnet - magnet for gay folks, someone who's naturally gravitated towards by gay people, Barbara Streisand and Ricky Martin come to mind.

Note, I am somewhat reluctant to post this word because of the pejorative nature of the word, fag. But opted to in the end because it rolls off the tongue so easily and makes sense as a word even if it isn't especially nice.

NWoTD - Insuckticide

Insuckticide - cheap and ineffective insecticide.

NWoTD - Paintience

Paintience - patient while in pain or waiting patiently for paint to dry.

NWoTD - Studebt

Studebt - student debt.

NWoTD - Twistory

Twistory - Twitter history or twisted history (i.e. revisionist story telling).

NWoTD - Fooltility

Fooltility - foolish utility, a Swiss Army Knife with a cheese grater attachment.

NWoTD - Flutility

Flutility - trying and failing to fight a flu bug.

NWoTD - Civillain

Civillain - civilian villain

NWoTD - Epithany

Epithany - a pithy epiphany.

NWoTD - Juggulant

Juggulant - jubilant because of boobs. Yes, I am a 14 year old boy trapped in a man's body, why do you ask?

NWoTD - Scambag

Scambag - scumbag scammer.

NWoTD - Asstute

Asstute - (ass-toot) keen observation of someone's rectal trumpet capabilities. I am incapable of thinking of this new word and not thinking of my good friend, Ryan (aka @dirtymushroom) which is almost certainly as he would like it!

NWoTD - Awlarm

Awlarm - (awe-larm)a freakishly piercing fire alarm that feels like someone is driving an awl into your brain, much like the one at my school today.

NWoTD - Tasklost

Tasklost - lost in the swirling maelstrom of an out of control tasklist. Side note, I just read an interesting idea, instead of making a To Do list, try making Don't Do list, it should be shorter.

NWoTD - Banus

Banus - bonus anus, you got one asshole and were gifted with a second one.

NWoTD - Corno

Corno - pornography featuring corn.

NWoTD - Soilitary

Soilitary - people who don't bathe often, are dirty (or soiled) and are often alone are considered soilitary types.

NWoTD - Tokel

Tokel - someone who becomes a yokel when they smoke dope.

NWoTD - Dimmy

Dimmy - dim dummy. Yes, its redundant but I enjoy saying dimmy, as in "Don't mind him, he's just a dimmy".

NWoTD - Cramp Out

Cramp out - when you are on a long bike ride (or run) and you cramp up so badly that you have to wait for a pick up, the time spent waiting for the ride is the cramp out.

NWoTD - Fassel

Fassel - a fast vessel. Created when Cyclelicious misheard me while mountain biking the other day. But its a good word and its going into the book.

NWoTD - Champang

Champang - the feeling of regret after getting really drunk and stupid on champagne.

NWoTD - Distall

Distall - a distilled installation, a barebones software installation.

NWoTD - Hornon

Hornon - horny moron. See here for an example of a hornon.

NWoTD - Portraded

Portraded - positive/negative portrayal solely for the purposes of pushing through a trade (think Manny Ramirez pretending to be hurt so the Red Sox would trade him).

NWoTD - Portarded

Portarded - portrayed as an imbecile.

NWoTD - Perude

Perude - perusing prudes. Like window shopping for sexual frustration.

NWoTD - Furstration

Furstration - frustrated over fur. Think the increasingly ridiculous PETA.