Iceborg

Iceborg - an unstoppable race of ice based beings with greater technology and sallow skin.

Think the White Walkers in Game of Thrones.

Grassias

Grassias - what you say when someone has given you a whole bunch of free marijuana.

"Grassias for the mass-ias of grass, ya ass!"

Prusade

Prusade - a prudish crusade. Taking your morals and deciding that they are awesome enough to force on everyone else.

The Utah mother who bought up all the PacSun that had an "offensive" graphic on them is a perfect example of a prusade.

"Her prusade was fruitless though, they just ordered more shirts and had better sales that day."

Cannabisalism

Cannabisalism - getting really high and getting munchies bad enough to eat someone.

"Almost thought I'd resort to cannabisalism but then I remembered the box of Cheezits."

Whosband

Whosband - when you can't ever seem to remember that that hot friend of yours is married.

"After the third round I found myself not even giving a slight damn that he's a whosband, I was gonna get some!"

Namasturbation

Namasturbation - masturbating in or to yoga attire.

"I was trying to release my chakras but ended up just getting into some deeply spiritual namasturbation."

Brotein

Brotein - getting a little extra shot of protein by blowing your buddy and swallowing.

Why yes, yes I do sometimes disgust my own self.

Snarkour

Snarkour - using one's mental agility and wit to snark, demean and otherwise elicit humor from online comments.

"We gathered on SFGate's Daily Dish pages for another exciting snarkour workout amongst the celebrity gossip news and scandals."

Cuberty

Cuberty - coming of age while playing Minecrack ,ahem, I meant Minecraft. Or the process of going from a pwned noob to becoming a Redstone Master (or whatever the term is for a kid who spends 99% of his waking brain power on Minecraft).

"His voice didn't change when he hit cuberty but his builds definitely matured from the TNT villages to actual constructions."