NWoTD - Futility Belt

Futilty belt - the belt that attempts to hold up a seriously overweight person's pants is a futility belt because, no matter how tight it is cinched, those pants are going to droop.

Why yes, I do feel a little bad about this new word but not bad enough not to share it.

NWoTD - Scentimental

Scentimental - when a certain smell evokes a vivid memory.

I'm having a distinct sense of having coined this one already. But searches come up empty.

NWoTD - Yapkin

Yapkin - what an overly talkative person uses to clean their mouth while eating. Or, what gets shoved in someone's mouth during a kidnapping to keep them from yapping.

NWoTD - Popening

Popening - if the Pope were available for ribbon cutting ceremonies then they would be called Popenings.

NWoTD - Crassmas

Crassmas - forgetting what the Christmas holiday is really about and focusing on spend, spend, spend means you are celebrating Crassmas.

NWoTD - Patroll

Patroll - scouring the internet to find things you disagree with in order to start fights (i.e. trolling for arguments).

NWoTD - Hilladay

Hilladay - holiday in the hills. Or a special holiday for a girl named Hillary.

NWoTD - Schleptomania

Schleptomania - the overpowering urge to bring far more than you will ever need on trips. Like three bags for a weekend trip. Many parents suffer from advanced forms of schleptomania.

NWoTD - Gravytas

Gravytas - serious about gravy. And, in my family, we are very serious about gravy.

NWoTD - Naughtical

This one is for Nutsy Fagan. And, in memory of, my father who loved sailing and imparted that love on to me.

Naughtical - debauchery on the high seas.

NWoTD - Bangster

Bangster - gang banger. I.e. lowlife loser with no future.

NWoTD - Fur Paux

Fur paux - "accidentally" wearing fur and generating outrage among the militant PETAists.

NWoTD - Studebt

Studebt - student debt. Not too tough to figure that one out.

NWoTD - Hasband

Hasband - a lame husband.

NWoTD - Poisition

Poisition - a job that is corrosive to your soul. See: McClellan, Scott; or Snow, Tony.

NWoTD - Parrotard

Parrotard - somebody who's obviously pretty stupid and exists for no reason but to parrot (repeat) talking points written by someone else. See Hasselbeck, Elizabeth.

NWoTD - Halloweek

Halloweek - because a single day for costume play dress up fun is just nowhere near enough to a four year old, we have come up with Halloweek, a week long celebration of Halloween.

NWoTD - Cameltopia

Cameltopia - the belief that the world would be a better place if there were more cameltoes.

NWoTD - Retart

Retart - mashed up from retarded art, coined by Nutsy in response to the idiot who slapped some wagon wheels on a Hummer H3 and called it an art piece.

Nice!

NWoTD - Blogan

Today's new word is another mash up, actually its a mash up of a mash up.

Blogan - blog (mashed up from web log) slogan, the cute and supposed to be witty saying that goes underneath your cute and supposed to be witty blog title.

NWoTD - Hairstylust

Hairstylust - hots for your hairstylist.

Appropriate since I'm married to a hairstylist.

NWoTD - Wishunderstanding

Wishunderstanding - wishful misunderstanding. When you intentionally don't hear something that you're being asked to or are supposed to do.

NWoTD - Tryiring

Tryiring - (tri-a-ring) tired from trying so hard.

NWoTD - Nimred

Oh yes, more fresh, hot and delicious new words to share with you all. As with many of the new words I've published lately, this one is inspired by the current election season after watching a video of GOP rally attendees.

Nimred - a completely blindered red state nimrod who accepts whatever pack of lies the McCain/Palin campaign spews at them without even considering how ridiculous they are.

NWoTD - Biblehead

Biblehead - bastardized root words of bubblehead and bible meaning someone who invokes the Bible at every turn as a justification for their point of view, usually one that is pretty much the opposite of what the Bible is supposed to invoke (i.e. hate posing as compassion).

NWoTd - Maverisk

Yes, more new words created to describe the truly freakish twists and turns in this election season.

Maverisk - a wannabe maverick who's judgment is extremely suspect along with his maverick status.

NWoTD - Fistracted

Today's new word is the bastardized combination of too much MMA and politics.

Fistracted - distracted by a fist.

NWoTD - Flamango

Flamango - a hybrid bird/fruit that grows from a main trunk on two "legs", when ripe one of the legs breaks away and folds up under the pink body of the fruit. They taste like a chicken that ate alot of watermelon.

NWoTD - Obselite

Today's new word is inspired by the return of Lance Armstrong to international cycling.

Obselite - being so good that everyone else might as well go home.

NWoTD - Manorisms

Manorisms - pretending to be like a lord, laird or other large land owner with affected speech and hoity-toity snobbishness towards those who don't happen to live in a McMansion.

NWoTD - Scarachter

Today's new word is brought to you by the train wreck that is the Straight Talk Express in selecting someone as poorly qualified and possessed of extremist religious beliefs along with investigations of abuses of power and ironic personal events to counter public policy beliefs (hard to say abstinence sex-ed works when your own teenage daughter is expecting, eh?)

Scarachter - (scare-achter) someone who's character becomes more and more frightening and disturbing the more you learn about them. See Sarah Palin.

NWoTD - Lipstuck

lipstuck - a worthless obstacle to discussion of real issues facing the nation is the definition of being lipstuck. Extra points for recent relevancy but the term holds for other derailing issues as well.

NWoTD - Blundit

blundit - a blundering pundit. Numerous examples of people who supposedly know more than you or I do completely misrepresenting reality by their own stupidity, ignorance or willful lies. People like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly are blundits since they say whatever appeals to their audiences without regard to its factuality.

NWoTD - Presidentist

presidentist - the executive of the mouth.

NWoTD - Serection

serection - choosing who to vote for by who gives you a woody. See Sarah Palin.

NWoTD - Cundidate

cundidate - a hateful female candidate. See Sarah Palin.

NWoTD - Blandidate

blandidate - bland candidate, see John Kerry.

NWoTD - Cantdidate

cantdidate - a candidate who can't deliver on their pre-election promises. See Arnold or George Bush.

NWoTD - Condidate

condidate - indicted political candidate (e.g. Sarah Palin if Troopergate goes bad) or, I suppose, if Conde Rice ran for office she'd be a condidate too.

NWoTD - Fitch

Today's new word was inspired by a mother at one of my schools. An obvious fitness fanatic but, less obviously, a bit of a bitch. Therefore came today's new word.

Fitch - fitness bitch or fit bitch.

NWoTD - Stuperior

Stuperior - when one takes the position of intellectual superior and they're, quite obviously, dumb as dirt or just invents facts to support their foregone conclusions. Think Fox News or Bill O'Reilly in particular.

NWoTD - Scatalexical

Scatalexical - invented words that have to do with fecal matters.

NWoTD - Kakaphony

Kakaphony - when a parent is convinced that a diapered kid has just made a major deposit in his/her diaper but, upon inspection, no such load exists. The "evidence" can also be accompanied by aural aides like loud juicy farts (nice, eh?)

NWoTD - Reintardation

Reintardation - being reincarnated as a mentally handicapped person.

Found over at Ryan's blog as a response to an op-ed piece about Ben Stiller's latest movie, Tropic Thunder, in which the use of retard is rampant. The movie, from almost all accounts, is flipping hilarious. Unless you like your humor to be all PC and non-insulting like.

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NWoTD - Obsceneity

Obsceneity - a scene so beautiful or striking that it makes swear. Such as, one's first viewing of the Big Sur coastline makes one utter "Holy fuck, this is beautiful."

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NWoTD - Fattitude

Fattitude - an overweight person with an attitude.

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NWoTD - Addrift

Today's new word is brought to you by....hey, what's that over there....sorry, today's word is brought to you by ADD (or ADHD if you have the high def kind).

Addrift - lost in the confusion and distractable sea of attention deficit disorder. Sometimes it is very hard to keep track of where you are and what you are supposed to be doing, this is being addrift.

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NWoTD - Accomplushment

Accomplushment - working so hard that you end up living a plush life.

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NWoTD - Meannui

Meannui (mean-you-eye) - tired and bored with the prevailing meanness in America.

The venality of the last eight years with the Bush camp in power and the "right" spewing wrong after wrong and smear after smear. The subjugation of a presidential election by smear boat vets, Dick Fucking Cheney, anti-choice, shrill PETA moralists, shout-them-down politics and shitty driving manners, all are solid examples of the pervasive meannui in the world today. And it almost goes without saying that asshats like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter are perpetuaters of the culture of meanness and intolerance and hate.

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NWoTD - Subling

Subling - an inferior brother or sister is a subling.

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NWoTD - Bumbo

Today's new word is yet another in the long line of words inspired by yet another public stupidity performed by everyone's favorite transvestite socialite, Paris Hilton.

Bumbo - dumb bimbo.
Alternatively...
Dimbo - dim bimbo.

I'll have to come up with a new word to describe Benji Madden in this picture, I see some Corey Feldman as a kid crossed with a giant used tampon and a Dodgers cap on top but no single descriptive for him yet.

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NwoTD - Rentard

Rentard - a really stupid renter.

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NWoTD - Villigance

Villigance - when a small village acts in a manner that might not be legal but is, theoretically, in its best interests. A good example of villigance is what Sheriff Will Teasle (Brian Dennehy) tried to do to John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) in First Blood. He thought it was in the town's best interests to run the "drifter" out of town without cause. But, as the movie showed, sometimes villigance can come back to bite you in the ass (or nuts) with a 50 cal machine gun bullet.

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NWoTD - Neueroticism

Neueroticism - fulled up to the brim with crazy neuroses but also super hot and bangable. Denise Richards is the poster child for neueroticism.

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NWoTD - Tyrade

Tyrade - when Tyra Banks goes off on, yet another, one of her verbal assaults or monologues about how she loves her curvy body or whatever's on her brain. If you've watched her on TV for more then ten seconds then you've very likely already seen one of her tyrades.

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NWoTD - Inspirite

Inspirite - inspired by spirit.

NWoTD - Mentalacity

Mentalacity - A new word to describe an old and self absorbed mentality combined with mendacity (a falsehood or lie). It is the act of willful ignorance and continuing to do whatever it is you want to do. An alternative spelling could be Mentalassity but the mendacity aspect gets harder to find.

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NWoTD - Barrytone

Barrytone - a deep and pleasing baritone, not unlike Mr. Barry White's soulful voice.

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NWoTD - Skirtifiable

Skirtifiable - cleared to wear a skirt.

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NWoTD - Publushed

Publushed - published writings that make you blush from titillation or embarrassment or both.

Though, on second consideration, this could also describe someone who just can't leave the pub, the pub lush. I think I like my original definition better.
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NWoTD - Experiement

I wish I could take credit for this new word because its an excellent word. But I cannot (and will not!). Today's new word comes from Amy at Intellectual Properties

experiement
n. 1. an experiment in experience.
v. 1. to experiment in experience.

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NwoTD - Goincidence

Goincidence - a coincidental meeting with a friend that turns into a quickie. And a bow chicka bow bow to you too.

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NWoTD - Crowdy

Crowdy - what happens to indoor spaces when its get cloudy and nasty out, they get filled with crowds. Or, I suppose it could also describe a rowdy crowd.

NWoTD - Belaboration

Belaboration - this one's actually pretty easy to parse, belabored elaboration. Came about during a recent upheaval in Skyrates.

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NWoTD - Nupgrade

Apropos of nothing save my brain that never stops, today's new word isn't especially kind or nice but when has that stopped me from publishing them?

Nupgrade - replacing the old wife with a newer and hotter model.

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NWoTD - Snarkolepsy

Snarkolepsy - a compulsion to make snarky comments.

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NWoTD - Momentarty

Momentarty - the tart of the moment.

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NWoTD - Sinstallation

Sinstallation - a "sinful" installation, i.e. putting software on a computer when they are not supposed to have it. Sinstallation leads to my boss coming down on me very, very hard as it exposes the school to piracy lawsuits and exposes the network to an unqualified and unwanted user.

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NWoTD - Unertia

Unertia - the non-movement one finds in trying to get small changes cleared in a bureaucracy.

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NWoTD - Immunionized

Immunionized - protection from willful and/or capricious firing by union membership

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NWoTD - Nudo

Nudo - nude judo, 'nuff said.

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NWoTD - Syrant

Syrant - tyrannical siren or, more succintly, a hottie bitch. An attractive woman who thinks her beauty makes her the boss of all she sees and she doesn't mind being a bitch to get her way.

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NWoTD - Mysticrying

Mysticrying - crying for no apparent reason. My youngest engages in this regularly now because he's learned he gets faster "service" as a result. We're actively working to break him of the habit.

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NWoTD - Tiren

Tiren - a tired siren, sort of an anti-cougar. An aging sex symbol who hasn't caught on to the fact that time marches on and no amount of Botox or skunk urine can stop the clock.

And another new word hot on these heels.

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NWotD - Oprinion

Oprinion - Oprah's opinion on anything, when used by others is called an oprinion and to oprinionate is to regurgitate her happy babble on cue.

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NWOTD - Techcess

Techcess - success with technology, or a successful OS/RAM/Hard drive installation/upgrade.

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