NWoTD - Reintardation

Reintardation - being reincarnated as a mentally handicapped person.

Found over at Ryan's blog as a response to an op-ed piece about Ben Stiller's latest movie, Tropic Thunder, in which the use of retard is rampant. The movie, from almost all accounts, is flipping hilarious. Unless you like your humor to be all PC and non-insulting like.

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NWoTD - Obsceneity

Obsceneity - a scene so beautiful or striking that it makes swear. Such as, one's first viewing of the Big Sur coastline makes one utter "Holy fuck, this is beautiful."

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NWoTD - Fattitude

Fattitude - an overweight person with an attitude.

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NWoTD - Addrift

Today's new word is brought to you by....hey, what's that over there....sorry, today's word is brought to you by ADD (or ADHD if you have the high def kind).

Addrift - lost in the confusion and distractable sea of attention deficit disorder. Sometimes it is very hard to keep track of where you are and what you are supposed to be doing, this is being addrift.

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NWoTD - Accomplushment

Accomplushment - working so hard that you end up living a plush life.

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NWoTD - Meannui

Meannui (mean-you-eye) - tired and bored with the prevailing meanness in America.

The venality of the last eight years with the Bush camp in power and the "right" spewing wrong after wrong and smear after smear. The subjugation of a presidential election by smear boat vets, Dick Fucking Cheney, anti-choice, shrill PETA moralists, shout-them-down politics and shitty driving manners, all are solid examples of the pervasive meannui in the world today. And it almost goes without saying that asshats like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter are perpetuaters of the culture of meanness and intolerance and hate.

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NWoTD - Subling

Subling - an inferior brother or sister is a subling.

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NWoTD - Bumbo

Today's new word is yet another in the long line of words inspired by yet another public stupidity performed by everyone's favorite transvestite socialite, Paris Hilton.

Bumbo - dumb bimbo.
Alternatively...
Dimbo - dim bimbo.

I'll have to come up with a new word to describe Benji Madden in this picture, I see some Corey Feldman as a kid crossed with a giant used tampon and a Dodgers cap on top but no single descriptive for him yet.

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NwoTD - Rentard

Rentard - a really stupid renter.

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NWoTD - Villigance

Villigance - when a small village acts in a manner that might not be legal but is, theoretically, in its best interests. A good example of villigance is what Sheriff Will Teasle (Brian Dennehy) tried to do to John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) in First Blood. He thought it was in the town's best interests to run the "drifter" out of town without cause. But, as the movie showed, sometimes villigance can come back to bite you in the ass (or nuts) with a 50 cal machine gun bullet.

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NWoTD - Neueroticism

Neueroticism - fulled up to the brim with crazy neuroses but also super hot and bangable. Denise Richards is the poster child for neueroticism.

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NWoTD - Tyrade

Tyrade - when Tyra Banks goes off on, yet another, one of her verbal assaults or monologues about how she loves her curvy body or whatever's on her brain. If you've watched her on TV for more then ten seconds then you've very likely already seen one of her tyrades.

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NWoTD - Mentalacity

Mentalacity - A new word to describe an old and self absorbed mentality combined with mendacity (a falsehood or lie). It is the act of willful ignorance and continuing to do whatever it is you want to do. An alternative spelling could be Mentalassity but the mendacity aspect gets harder to find.

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NWoTD - Barrytone

Barrytone - a deep and pleasing baritone, not unlike Mr. Barry White's soulful voice.

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NWoTD - Skirtifiable

Skirtifiable - cleared to wear a skirt.

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NWoTD - Publushed

Publushed - published writings that make you blush from titillation or embarrassment or both.

Though, on second consideration, this could also describe someone who just can't leave the pub, the pub lush. I think I like my original definition better.
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NWoTD - Experiement

I wish I could take credit for this new word because its an excellent word. But I cannot (and will not!). Today's new word comes from Amy at Intellectual Properties

experiement
n. 1. an experiment in experience.
v. 1. to experiment in experience.

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NwoTD - Goincidence

Goincidence - a coincidental meeting with a friend that turns into a quickie. And a bow chicka bow bow to you too.

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NWoTD - Belaboration

Belaboration - this one's actually pretty easy to parse, belabored elaboration. Came about during a recent upheaval in Skyrates.

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NWoTD - Nupgrade

Apropos of nothing save my brain that never stops, today's new word isn't especially kind or nice but when has that stopped me from publishing them?

Nupgrade - replacing the old wife with a newer and hotter model.

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