NWoTD - Tasklost

Tasklost - lost in the swirling maelstrom of an out of control tasklist. Side note, I just read an interesting idea, instead of making a To Do list, try making Don't Do list, it should be shorter.

NWoTD - Banus

Banus - bonus anus, you got one asshole and were gifted with a second one.

NWoTD - Corno

Corno - pornography featuring corn.

NWoTD - Soilitary

Soilitary - people who don't bathe often, are dirty (or soiled) and are often alone are considered soilitary types.

NWoTD - Tokel

Tokel - someone who becomes a yokel when they smoke dope.

NWoTD - Dimmy

Dimmy - dim dummy. Yes, its redundant but I enjoy saying dimmy, as in "Don't mind him, he's just a dimmy".

NWoTD - Cramp Out

Cramp out - when you are on a long bike ride (or run) and you cramp up so badly that you have to wait for a pick up, the time spent waiting for the ride is the cramp out.

NWoTD - Fassel

Fassel - a fast vessel. Created when Cyclelicious misheard me while mountain biking the other day. But its a good word and its going into the book.

NWoTD - Champang

Champang - the feeling of regret after getting really drunk and stupid on champagne.

NWoTD - Distall

Distall - a distilled installation, a barebones software installation.

NWoTD - Hornon

Hornon - horny moron. See here for an example of a hornon.

NWoTD - Portraded

Portraded - positive/negative portrayal solely for the purposes of pushing through a trade (think Manny Ramirez pretending to be hurt so the Red Sox would trade him).

NWoTD - Portarded

Portarded - portrayed as an imbecile.

NWoTD - Perude

Perude - perusing prudes. Like window shopping for sexual frustration.

NWoTD - Furstration

Furstration - frustrated over fur. Think the increasingly ridiculous PETA.