NWoTD - Amkneesia

Amkneesia - when you forget that you've got a bad knee or knees you are suffering from amkneesia.

NWoTD - Trumpathy

Trumpathy - sympathy for Donald Trump (curable via medication and/or lobotomy).

NWoTD - Trampathy

Trampathy - sympathy or empathy for tramps (either the sexually promiscuous kind or the ones asking for spare change at intersections)

NWoTD - Opposuite

Opposuite - a suite on the opposite side of the hallway or a "mirror image" suite

NWoTD - Explanatino

Explanatino - a latino who explains himself (rare)

NWoTD - Ofiend

Ofiend - a regular and often fiend

NWoTD - Ashean

Ashean - ocean filled with ash

NWoTD - Monochromous

Monochromous - a monotonous one-sided "conversation"

NWoTD - Bitchycle

Bitchycle - someone who keeps complaining even after getting on their bike

NWoTD - Internlude

Internlude - take a break from work to do an internship

NWoTD - Whorror

Whorror - a horrifying prostitute

NWoTD - Rueben

Rueben - a sandwich you regret eating

NWoTD - Urpa

Urpa - urban sherpa

NWoTD - Embarrify

Embarrify - the act of embarrassing someone is embarrifying them

NWoTD - Mewt

Mewt - a cat that won't meow

NWoTD - Blaizzez faire

Blaizzez faire - someone who doesn't care where they smoke (pot)