Campatible

Campatible - camping compatibility. 
"We got along great at the bar but I found out early in the trip that we just weren't very campatible."

Scrawnly

Scrawnly - a person of slight build with highly defined muscles.

Albertross

Albertross - the albatross that is Albert Pujols' ten year contract with the Angels. He'll be a stud for a few more years but the last few years are gonna be ugly and expensive hence he becomes the Albertross.

Purrcusion

Purrcusion - the "beat" of a cat's purr is purrcusion.
"My cat's purrcusion sounds a little like a calypso song, I keep trying to write words to go with it."

Mundance

Mundance - a boring dance.
"Before we got a few drinks in us and got loosened up, it was all mundancing lameness."

Dumgerous

Dumgerous - an armed idiot is dumgerous.
"The best thing about dumgerous criminals is that they are just as likely to shoot themselves as someone else."

Beautal

Beautal - (beoo-tal) brutally beautiful or beautifully brutal.
"She's kind of beautal, like a supermodel with a chainsaw."

Umbecile

Umbecile - an idiot who says Um all the time.
"I lost track of what that umbecile was saying and just started counting his um's, I stopped at 100 and walked away."

Duearrhea

Duearrhea - (due-arrhea) the frenzy of activity before something is due is duearrhea.
"With less than 20 minutes left to go, I launched into an inspired state of duearrhea and blasted it out."

Compewter

Compewter - a really old computer.
"That Win98 compewter is so old it has a kickstarter instead of a power button."

Superfishally

Superfishally - about a super fish!
"I asked him about his aquarium and he got all into talking about his superfishally populated aquascape."

Skewter

Skewter - a scooter that has gone askew.
"After that nasty crash, my Skewter wouldn't go in a straight line anymore."

Minia

Minia - a miniature mania or a mania over miniatures.

Rightmare

Rightmare - a dream in which the Republicans attain their ultimate goal of unilateral power and make it illegal to be poor or not white.
"Man, I had the worst rightmare last night, I was getting busy with my girl and the police broke in and gave me a ticket for 'non-approved sexual position', it was just the inverted monkey catcher, what the hell?"

Note, I have no idea if there is a sexual position called the inverted monkey catcher but I'm pretty sure that there should be.