15 June 2012

Albertross

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Albertross - the albatross that is Albert Pujols' ten year contract with the Angels. He'll be a stud for a few more years but the la...
24 May 2012

Purrcusion

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Purrcusion - the "beat" of a cat's purr is purrcusion. "My cat's purrcusion sounds a little like a calypso song, I ke...

Mundance

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Mundance - a boring dance. "Before we got a few drinks in us and got loosened up, it was all mundancing lameness."
13 March 2012

Dumgerous

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Dumgerous - an armed idiot is dumgerous. "The best thing about dumgerous criminals is that they are just as likely to shoot themselve...

Beautal

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Beautal - (beoo-tal) brutally beautiful or beautifully brutal. "She's kind of beautal, like a supermodel with a chainsaw."

Umbecile

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Umbecile - an idiot who says Um all the time. "I lost track of what that umbecile was saying and just started counting his um's, ...

Duearrhea

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Duearrhea - (due-arrhea) the frenzy of activity before something is due is duearrhea. "With less than 20 minutes left to go, I launch...

Compewter

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Compewter - a really old computer. "That Win98 compewter is so old it has a kickstarter instead of a power button."

Superfishally

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Superfishally - about a super fish! "I asked him about his aquarium and he got all into talking about his superfishally populated aqua...

Skewter

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Skewter - a scooter that has gone askew. "After that nasty crash, my Skewter wouldn't go in a straight line anymore."
18 January 2012

Minia

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Minia - a miniature mania or a mania over miniatures.
02 January 2012

Rightmare

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Rightmare - a dream in which the Republicans attain their ultimate goal of unilateral power and make it illegal to be poor or not white. ...
06 December 2011

Plustered

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Plustered - when you meet someone you've previously only known via Google+ and you are, momentarily, speechless. "Got totally plus...
21 November 2011

Grumpon

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Grumpon - a new social money saving website for grumpy people. "Dude, did you see the deal for cranky pants on Grumpon? I'm stocki...

Tittally

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Tittally - totally tits. "Meghan McCain may be nuts but she's also tittally awesome." Yes, yes I did invent a word to descr...

Babeitized

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Babeitized - when one is first described as a hottie is when one has been Babeitized. "She didn't get babeitized until later in li...

Taura

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Taura - a tour of auras (no, I'm not really sure what it means either). "She showed me her crystals and then took me on a taura ar...

Twatts

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Twatts - the measurement unit of being a twat, ie. jerkface, asshat, prick, etc. "He was working hard to pump out a lot of twatts last...

Scaroling

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Scaroling - caroling that results in scaring people by bad singing. "We tried to sing Silent Night but our scaroling was so bad we sho...

Innact

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Innact - enacting an inn. "By these proclamations, I hereby innact this new bed & breakfast! Long may it serve fresh scones and st...