Accooterments

Accooterments - additional items of dress or equipment, or other items carried or worn by a person or used for a particular activity for your vagina or vajaynay or vajizzle, whichever makes you smile.

"She pulled off her thong and she had a little sparkly and bell ringing Christmas tree brooch accooterment hanging above her pussy."

Algorerithms

Algorerithms - the formulas used to figure out how much money to give to Al Gore to offset your carbon footprint. He'll totally buy trees and shit with it, for sure.

Acronymonious

Acronymonious - bitterly angry about the use of acronyms.

"All I did was mentionhow much I love my new scuba gear with laser range finder on top and he was all acronymonious with me about it."

Anuscript

Anuscript - a story about an asshole or when you pull a story out of your ass at the last minute.

"That anuscript is a walk down holes I've known lane."

Ammosexual

Ammosexual - the gender term for the Open Carry and Stand Your Ground loons who insist on demonstrating their gun love openly.

"I was going to get a coffee at Starbucks but there were too many ammosexual knobs parading around out front with their penis substitutes in their arms."

Ht to +Paul Gatling (I think)

Albertross

Albertross - the albatross that is Albert Pujols' ten year contract with the Angels. He'll be a stud for a few more years but the last few years are gonna be ugly and expensive hence he becomes the Albertross.

NWoTD - Amkneesia

Amkneesia - when you forget that you've got a bad knee or knees you are suffering from amkneesia.

NWoTD - Ashean

Ashean - ocean filled with ash

NWoTD - Attirude

Attirude - rude attitude.

NWoTD - Adgitate

Adgitate - agitated by advertising.

NWoTD - Almoast

Almoast - bread that is almost toast.

NWoTD - Abracadaver

Abracadaver - someone who makes dead bodies disappear says "Abracadaver" when he makes them vanish.

NWoTD - Asstute

Asstute - (ass-toot) keen observation of someone's rectal trumpet capabilities. I am incapable of thinking of this new word and not thinking of my good friend, Ryan (aka @dirtymushroom) which is almost certainly as he would like it!

NWoTD - Awlarm

Awlarm - (awe-larm)a freakishly piercing fire alarm that feels like someone is driving an awl into your brain, much like the one at my school today.

NWoTD - Atternity

Atternity - a permanent attorney or being tied up by lawyers in perpetuity.

NWoTD - Assome

Assome - an awesome ass, in a good way.

NWoTD - Angravation

Angravation - when you get aggravated and angry.

NWoTD - Avastar

Avastar - a pirate's avatar (as in Avast, me hearties, this be my avastar!).

And no, I'm not really a huge fan of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Honest.

NWoTD - Asspersion

Asspersion - a disparaging remark about someone's butt.

NWoTD - Addrift

Today's new word is brought to you by....hey, what's that over there....sorry, today's word is brought to you by ADD (or ADHD if you have the high def kind).

Addrift - lost in the confusion and distractable sea of attention deficit disorder. Sometimes it is very hard to keep track of where you are and what you are supposed to be doing, this is being addrift.

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