Weasoning

Weasoning - weasel reasoning. Like Hannity or Alex Jones or any of the other smear wankers who take one thing, blow it all out of proportion and then ignore everything else to rant and spit and behave like 7 year olds in need of a spanking.

Wreckoning

Wreckoning - a wrecked reckoning. A mangled personal calculation, like when someone thinks they can clear a 6 foot jump and cannot.

Whosband

Whosband - when you can't ever seem to remember that that hot friend of yours is married.

"After the third round I found myself not even giving a slight damn that he's a whosband, I was gonna get some!"

Whorrendous

Whorrendous - a really bad whore.
"She was whorrendous, she didn't know how to put on a rubber, she didn't know how to use the twist ties and she didn't cut off my air flow long enough. Just whorrendous, man!"

Wocha

Wocha - (pronounced Woe-ka, like mocha with a W) a first thing out of bed choco coffee is a wocha.

NWoTD - Whorror

Whorror - a horrifying prostitute

NWoTD - Weepon

Weepon - a weapon that forces the target to break down crying.

NWoTD - Wishunderstanding

Wishunderstanding - wishful misunderstanding. When you intentionally don't hear something that you're being asked to or are supposed to do.