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21 March 2019

Incarcination

Incarcination - an incarceration nation, what the US has become since the advent and explosive growth of the for-profit prisons.

"America calls itself the land of the free and home of the brave but it isn't free any more, it is an incarcination."

Invaledictorian

Invaledictorian - the student with the lowest GPA in the class.

"The invaledictorian's commencement speech included grunts and hand gestures..."

Icean

Icean - an ice cold ocean.

"You can't go out in that icean without a decent wetsuit, at least a 5 mill, bro!"

08 December 2014

Ignoramuse

Ignoramuse - when someone is so impenetrably stupid that their ignorance is amusing. Or someone who's ignorance is so impenetrable that they are used as a muse for someone else to riff off of (think Rep. Steve King's mind boggling gall to declare Ebola airborne and that the doctors treating Ebola patients aren't to be believed).

Shockingly idiotic comments that other shockingly idiotic people glom onto as if they have even a shred of factual reality within them.

Insirance

Insirance - insurance against sirs. This was much more popular back in the days of knights and primae noctis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur).

"He came to get her but I showed my insirance card and he had to go take the neighbor's daughter instead."

16 June 2014

Iceborg

Iceborg - an unstoppable race of ice based beings with greater technology and sallow skin.

Think the White Walkers in Game of Thrones.

21 November 2011

Innact

Innact - enacting an inn.
"By these proclamations, I hereby innact this new bed & breakfast! Long may it serve fresh scones and strong coffee!"

22 August 2011

Imbecillin

Imbecillin - an inoculation against being a fucking idiot.

09 May 2011

NWoTD - Internlude

Internlude - take a break from work to do an internship

27 September 2010

NWoTD - Idloo

Idloo - a small fortress of solitude made of snow for self reflection.

21 April 2010

NWoTD - Insuckticide

Insuckticide - cheap and ineffective insecticide.

29 October 2009

NWoTD - Indensity

Indensity - dense intensity. People who are deeply passionate about something they don't know enough about to form a complete opinion. The people who hold poorly spelled protest signs, anti-gay rights activists, Glenn Beck, these are the poster children for indensity.

It is a very difficult condition to overcome with logic and reasoning because the positions are so entrenched as to be underground where they can't or won't hear you.

05 July 2009

NWoTD - Indepantsoff Day

Indepantsoff Day - the national holiday where no one is allowed to wear pants.