Shrivileged - shriveled privilege. The very worst thing that could ever (EVER) happen to a white upper class man.
"The poor, poor, dear, ever since he had that major shrivilege episode, he's just not been the same hateful racist sack of crap I married."
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21 March 2019
Stupport
Stupport - stupid support in the face of evidence that your support is unwarranted. See the 2016 election farce where super delegates pledged their fealty to Hillary Clinton well in advance of the primaries and made her think her presidency was inevitable. But her stupport failed to account for how weary the populace was and is of dynasties that do nothing but perpetuate the status quo.
"Hillary's stupport came from a bought and paid for network of toadies, sycophants and political climbers banking on her win so they could advance themselves. At no point did anyone in her campaign stop and actually consider the fact that they could lose."
"Hillary's stupport came from a bought and paid for network of toadies, sycophants and political climbers banking on her win so they could advance themselves. At no point did anyone in her campaign stop and actually consider the fact that they could lose."
Surepa
Surepa - someone's who is always ready and willing to help carry something by saying "Sure!" a sherpa who says sure!
Shamateurism
Shamateurism - when the amateur status of an event is a complete sham. As in calling the Olympics the best of amateur athletics, it isn't and hasn't been for decades. Taken from a Twitter conversation.
Also gives rise to other spin off words like:
Scamateurism - a fake amateur competing.
Shamateurism - a shamefully fake amateur competing (think Mike Tyson wearing a glue on mustache).
Shamanateurism - when a shaman tries to get in on an amateur competition (admittedly a silly one).
Also gives rise to other spin off words like:
Scamateurism - a fake amateur competing.
Shamateurism - a shamefully fake amateur competing (think Mike Tyson wearing a glue on mustache).
Shamanateurism - when a shaman tries to get in on an amateur competition (admittedly a silly one).
Snowglobed
Snowglobed - when someone capriciously (or seemingly so) upends your life making you have to scramble to put everything back together, that is called getting snowglobed.
"My boss snowglobed me and then submitted his own resignation, hard not to take that a little personally when he went out of his way to fuck my life up on his way out the door."
"My boss snowglobed me and then submitted his own resignation, hard not to take that a little personally when he went out of his way to fuck my life up on his way out the door."
Scrumbag
Scrumbag - a dirty piece of shit rugby player.
"That scrumbag poked me in the eyes in our last match!"
"That scrumbag poked me in the eyes in our last match!"
08 December 2014
Shitizen
Shitizen - a shitty citizen.
"Doesn't it just make you happy to watch a bunch of shitizens trash their town after a bunch of athletes win (or lose!) a championship there?"
"Doesn't it just make you happy to watch a bunch of shitizens trash their town after a bunch of athletes win (or lose!) a championship there?"
22 October 2014
Scumbank
Scumbank - Bank of America, USBank and the other banks that shoved our economy to the brink of ruin for their greed are scumbanks. Too big to fail means these greedheaded scumbanks have NO incentive to follow the law so they don't.
"I got another dirty offer from my scumbank to stop paying my mortgage so they'll 'help' me out. The help they will offer is to take my house and kick my family out onto the street."
"I got another dirty offer from my scumbank to stop paying my mortgage so they'll 'help' me out. The help they will offer is to take my house and kick my family out onto the street."
16 June 2014
Snarkour
Snarkour - using one's mental agility and wit to snark, demean and otherwise elicit humor from online comments.
"We gathered on SFGate's Daily Dish pages for another exciting snarkour workout amongst the celebrity gossip news and scandals."
"We gathered on SFGate's Daily Dish pages for another exciting snarkour workout amongst the celebrity gossip news and scandals."
28 March 2013
Swomen
Swomen - swimming in women, like a boss!
"I don't get it, he's ugly and poor, how does he always end up going swomen every weekend?"
"I don't get it, he's ugly and poor, how does he always end up going swomen every weekend?"
19 February 2013
Stripture
Stripture - the "lost" chapters of the Bible, they were significantly less SFW than most (though some of that Old Testament is pretty gruesome).
"We spent the night reading Stripture and humping like bunnies!"
"We spent the night reading Stripture and humping like bunnies!"
06 July 2012
13 March 2012
Superfishally
Superfishally - about a super fish!
"I asked him about his aquarium and he got all into talking about his superfishally populated aquascape."
"I asked him about his aquarium and he got all into talking about his superfishally populated aquascape."
Skewter
Skewter - a scooter that has gone askew.
"After that nasty crash, my Skewter wouldn't go in a straight line anymore."
"After that nasty crash, my Skewter wouldn't go in a straight line anymore."
21 November 2011
Scaroling
Scaroling - caroling that results in scaring people by bad singing.
"We tried to sing Silent Night but our scaroling was so bad we should have just hummed it instead."
Also, of course,
Scarroling - caroling so bad that it actually leaves scars, probably mental or emotional but really, really bad singing could cause physical harm.
"We tried to sing Silent Night but our scaroling was so bad we should have just hummed it instead."
Also, of course,
Scarroling - caroling so bad that it actually leaves scars, probably mental or emotional but really, really bad singing could cause physical harm.
03 March 2011
NWoTD - Schlockularity
Schlockularity - taking pleasure in the purchase of plastic crap is schlockularity
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