Greeditarian

Greeditarian - if someone's "need" for more wealth supersedes other people's needs for food and shelter then they are a Greeditarian.

"Expecting the Greeditarians to think of others is about as sensible as hoping the shark is a vegetarian."

Glaccident

Glaccident - a glass accident, an all too familiar event among butter fingered pot smokers.

"Dooood, I borrowed your Graphix and had a glaccident with it, I get paid next week and will replace it then, sorry, brah."

Grassias

Grassias - what you say when someone has given you a whole bunch of free marijuana.

"Grassias for the mass-ias of grass, ya ass!"

GOPe

GOPe - Grand Old Party dope. Here's the thing, if you're not an old, white, fat man then the Republican party just wants your money and your vote and not you. Period. No women. No black people. No asians. No nothing but old, white, fat men.

And if you vote Republican and you aren't an old, white, fat man then you are a GOPe (that's pronounced like dope but with a G in the front).

"That poor GOPe over there thinks its all about gun control when, in reality, its all about his party trying to kill off the middle class entirely and go waaaay back to a feudal society where there are serfs and landowners and the landowners can basically do whatever they want. And that moronic GOPe ain't gonna be no landowner."

Grumpon

Grumpon - a new social money saving website for grumpy people.
"Dude, did you see the deal for cranky pants on Grumpon? I'm stocking up!"

Of course also gives rise to many other derivatives:
Slumpon - deals for people with bad posture.
Pumpon - deals for fans of inflatable products (could include a sexy corner store too).
Dumpon - deals for toilet obsessed people or for people that like those grab bag deals of shit they couldn't sell.
Humpon - deals for people seeking sexual gratification.
Chumpon - "deals" for people who are bad at deals and always spend more than they need to.
Thumpon - deals for people that enjoy thumping on other people about what a great deal they got.
Lumpon - deals for cancer patients.
Sumpon - deals for people like my buddy who live in the hills and have constant water seepage issues.

And yeah, I could almost certainly just keep going on and on.

NWoTD - Ghoulery

Ghoulery - a gallery of ghouls

NWoTD - Galery

Galery - a gallery of gals

NWoTD - Grinace

Grinace - a half grin and half grimace is a grinace.

NWoTD - Gerk

Gerk - a geeky jerk. Think the IT guy at a company who treats everyone like they are partially retarded for not being able to configure Outlook properly.

NWoTD - Gravytas

Gravytas - serious about gravy. And, in my family, we are very serious about gravy.