Showing posts with label E. Show all posts
Showing posts with label E. Show all posts

21 March 2019

Emphassis

Emphassis - being an ass about where to put the emphasis on a word.

"I have a dream about going on Jeopardy and answering everything correctly but putting the wrong emphassis on every word so Trebek gets all huffy and annoyed."

Empty

Electro
Magnetic
Pulse,
Thank
You

Empty. Yeah, this is what my brain decides to do when it doesn't want to let me go to sleep.

Emberrassed

Emberrassed - when you're so embarrassed that your ass is on fire from all of the butt hurt, from the root words, ember and assed.

"You'd think someone would get emberrassed after making so many flagrantly false predictions but nope, Nate Silver's still out there pretending he knows what's happening."

08 December 2014

Erectify

Erectify - to rectify with an erection, ie. fornicate your way back into good graces.

"At first she was super pissed that he was late and had gotten his eye brows shaved off by his jerk friends, but he erectified things properly before the evening got too out of hand."

Erigance

Erigance - Erik + arrogance. Yes, my housemate coined this on me last night. 

"Erik, your erigance is showing, confidence is sexy, being an arrogant dicknugget? Not so much."

Note: Photo may not be of an Erik or Eric but he's clearly displaying some erigance here.

09 May 2011

NWoTD - Explanatino

Explanatino - a latino who explains himself (rare)

NWoTD - Embarrify

Embarrify - the act of embarrassing someone is embarrifying them

26 October 2010

NWoTD - Entitlista

Entitlista - someone on welfare who decries others on welfare (see Party, Tea).

27 September 2010

NWoTD - Enditor

Enditor - someone who edits suicide notes and obituaries.

24 May 2010

NWoTD - Excluesive

Excluesive - a private (or even exclusive) clue, think one of those hidden immunity idol clues on Survivor that one player gets.

18 August 2009

NWoTD - Employtation

Employtation - an exploited employee is an employtation. See, Wal-Mart for so many examples of employtations that there are dozens of lawsuits in process at any given time to force Wal-Mart to pay workers for mandated break time and for being forced to work off the clock.