Whorrendous

Whorrendous - a really bad whore.
"She was whorrendous, she didn't know how to put on a rubber, she didn't know how to use the twist ties and she didn't cut off my air flow long enough. Just whorrendous, man!"

Fatapult

Fatapult - a catapult made specifically to throw fat people.
"Man, you'd need a huge fatapult to launch that dude."

Deskape

Deskape - escape from one's desk.
"I didn't want to deliver the bad report upstairs but I really needed a little deskape and it was the first opp that came up."

Disttractive

Disstractive - when an attractive person uglies themselves up on purpose so they are less of distraction because they are so attractive.
"She didn't want to call attention to herself so she made her as disstractive as possible."

Funfold

Funfold - when fun unfolds in front of you, like an amusement park ride or a bike ride through an enchanted wood. "The day totally funfolded for us perfectly, from the sun through the trees up on the mountain to the sun setting magnificently over the Boardwalk. Epic and awesome day!"

Douchebank

Douchebank - a douche-y bank, duh. "BofA is the biggest douchebank around right now with their bullshit debit card charge."

Limpotent

Limpotent - limp and impotent, yeah its redundant but so's your mom. "The mind was willing but the flesh had been beaten into submission by the anvil that is her pubic bone, leaving me limpotent but with a rather dirty smile perma set into my face."

Dickocrite

Dickocrite - hypocritical dick, see Beck, Glenn. "That guy is such a total dickocrite, last year he trumpeted the Tea Party's 'righteous anger' and now he calls the occupiers 'stinky socialist hippies'."

Borjury

Borjury (bore-jury) - committing perjury out of boredom. "Man, this trial's never gonna end, I'm gonna commit borjury and go relax in a jail cell for a bit."

Chacne

Chacne (chack-knee) - chance acne. In use, "I was totally looking forward to my date tonight but got hit with some chacne and now I'm not going anywhere."

Choadie

Choadie - a road riding bicyclist who dresses like a total choad.

A choad, for them's that aren't knowing, is the strip of skin between your scrotum and anus. Some folks also call it a taint, as in 'taint this and 'taint that. But I've also known it as the choad which is lots of fun to say.

Imbecillin

Imbecillin - an inoculation against being a fucking idiot.

Bummingbird

Bummingbird - a pessimistic hummingbird.

Rolish

Rolish - a role that is relished.

Martality

Martality - death by marriage.

Flautos

Flautos - flautas made out of or to look like cars.

Wocha

Wocha - (pronounced Woe-ka, like mocha with a W) a first thing out of bed choco coffee is a wocha.

Conduchive

Conduchive - conducive to being a douche.

Coffeenated

Coffeenated - adding coffee to anything.

Feeked

Feeked - getting fucked by fee.