NWoTD - Schleptomania

Schleptomania - the overpowering urge to bring far more than you will ever need on trips. Like three bags for a weekend trip. Many parents suffer from advanced forms of schleptomania.

NWoTD - Gravytas

Gravytas - serious about gravy. And, in my family, we are very serious about gravy.

NWoTD - Naughtical

This one is for Nutsy Fagan. And, in memory of, my father who loved sailing and imparted that love on to me.

Naughtical - debauchery on the high seas.

NWoTD - Bangster

Bangster - gang banger. I.e. lowlife loser with no future.

NWoTD - Fur Paux

Fur paux - "accidentally" wearing fur and generating outrage among the militant PETAists.

NWoTD - Studebt

Studebt - student debt. Not too tough to figure that one out.

NWoTD - Hasband

Hasband - a lame husband.

NWoTD - Poisition

Poisition - a job that is corrosive to your soul. See: McClellan, Scott; or Snow, Tony.

NWoTD - Parrotard

Parrotard - somebody who's obviously pretty stupid and exists for no reason but to parrot (repeat) talking points written by someone else. See Hasselbeck, Elizabeth.

NWoTD - Halloweek

Halloweek - because a single day for costume play dress up fun is just nowhere near enough to a four year old, we have come up with Halloweek, a week long celebration of Halloween.

NWoTD - Cameltopia

Cameltopia - the belief that the world would be a better place if there were more cameltoes.

NWoTD - Retart

Retart - mashed up from retarded art, coined by Nutsy in response to the idiot who slapped some wagon wheels on a Hummer H3 and called it an art piece.

Nice!

NWoTD - Blogan

Today's new word is another mash up, actually its a mash up of a mash up.

Blogan - blog (mashed up from web log) slogan, the cute and supposed to be witty saying that goes underneath your cute and supposed to be witty blog title.

NWoTD - Hairstylust

Hairstylust - hots for your hairstylist.

Appropriate since I'm married to a hairstylist.

NWoTD - Wishunderstanding

Wishunderstanding - wishful misunderstanding. When you intentionally don't hear something that you're being asked to or are supposed to do.

NWoTD - Tryiring

Tryiring - (tri-a-ring) tired from trying so hard.

NWoTD - Nimred

Oh yes, more fresh, hot and delicious new words to share with you all. As with many of the new words I've published lately, this one is inspired by the current election season after watching a video of GOP rally attendees.

Nimred - a completely blindered red state nimrod who accepts whatever pack of lies the McCain/Palin campaign spews at them without even considering how ridiculous they are.

NWoTD - Biblehead

Biblehead - bastardized root words of bubblehead and bible meaning someone who invokes the Bible at every turn as a justification for their point of view, usually one that is pretty much the opposite of what the Bible is supposed to invoke (i.e. hate posing as compassion).

NWoTd - Maverisk

Yes, more new words created to describe the truly freakish twists and turns in this election season.

Maverisk - a wannabe maverick who's judgment is extremely suspect along with his maverick status.

NWoTD - Fistracted

Today's new word is the bastardized combination of too much MMA and politics.

Fistracted - distracted by a fist.