09 December 2009

NWoTD - Brrtter

Brrtter - bitter cold (the brrr part). The kind of cold that makes you think you'll shatter like a glass if something hits you.

NWoTD - Barticle

Barticle - an article dealing with Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) or Bart Simpson.

NWoTD - Hearticle

Hearticle - an article that deals with or tugs on the heart.

NWoTD - Tarticle

Tarticle - an article about a tart or person of, uhhhhh, looser morals.

NWoTD - Sparticle

Sparticle - an article about Sparta or possibly an article about sparring.

NWoTD - Starticle

Starticle - a starting article, one that leads to a series of articles.

NWoTD - Smarticle

Smarticle - smart article. Something you read that makes you think.

29 October 2009

NWoTD - Indensity

Indensity - dense intensity. People who are deeply passionate about something they don't know enough about to form a complete opinion. The people who hold poorly spelled protest signs, anti-gay rights activists, Glenn Beck, these are the poster children for indensity.

It is a very difficult condition to overcome with logic and reasoning because the positions are so entrenched as to be underground where they can't or won't hear you.

NWoTD - Dividences

Dividences - divided by differences.

NWoTD - Techxorcism

Techxorcism - tech exorcism, driving the poltergeists and demons out of a computer or a network through a combination of voodoo and reinstallations. It is unlikely that I'm the first to come up with this mash-up new word but I'm pretending that I am.

NWoTD - Troubleshat

Troubleshat - troubleshooting stupid shit.

NWoTD - Maneuvure

Maneuvure - take maneuver and mash it into manure and you get maneuvure which means a shitty move, nasty thing to do, like sleeping with your best friend's ex or eating someone else's lunch in the company break room.

NWoTD - Horrifuck

Horrifuck - sex with a horrible person or someone that makes you feel horrible.

NWoTD - Uncome

Uncome - the opposite of income.

NWoTD - Twetiquette

Twetiquette - twitter etiquette.

NWoTD - Hardor

Hardor - ardor, or intense feelings of love, made more difficult to sustain, i.e. harder ardor.

NWoTD - Pission

Pission - pissed on passion. The "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache" syndrome.

NWoTD - Forture

Forture - fortunate torture. The only example of this I can think of is how the use of torture during the Bush Administration was used as a major recruiting tool for the terrorists.

NWoTD - Stathroom

Stathroom - staff bathroom.

19 October 2009

NWoTD - Proudent

Proudent - prudently proud, that is, being careful and sensible about your feelings of self respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth. Not allowing your ego to inflate precipitously because of something you've done.