New Word of the Day - Scammo

Today's new word is so simple it must have been invented already. But I'm not checking so I can take credit for it.

Scammo - ammo for scammers, that is, your marketing information is scammo.

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New Word of the Day - Sentimount

Oh yeah, this is the way some guys work their mojo and get a little sack time. Its the offer of the shoulder to cry on in the hopes that a moment of emotional weakness will lead to some bow-chicky-bow-bow, that is, some sexing.

Sentimount - pretending to give a damn about a girl's (or, in rare cases, a guy's) emotional turmoil in order to exploit her temporarily weakened emotional state to get some sex. Try not to be a sentimountal fool.

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New Word of the Day - Funnoying

Hi kids (yep, I'm wearing that one out today) you know what's funny AND annoying? Why that would be funnoying.

Funnoying - being both funny and annoying. Like its annoying that my favorite shorts no longer really fit me and funny because I'm skinnier now than I have been in about ten years so its funnoying.

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New Word of the Day - Sexcess

Today's new word should have come to me when I came up with smackcess and schmuckcess but it didn't. It had to germinate a bit more before it fully came to me.

Sexcess - successful sex, duh. Or, alternatively, excess sex but I'm not sure if that even exists.

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New Words of the Day - Deleleerious & Deliterious

deleleerious - wary of the bad effects of a chosen course of action

deliterious - a delicatessan that serves food that's really, really bad for you.

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New Word of the Day - Oppoonent

Today's new word gets backmy comedy roots, scatology. So let's get down to it.

Oppoonent - when the person you are competing against plays like shit or, alternatively, when your competition craps his pants during the game.

[Update: My pal Ryan, of Rambling Rhodes, offered another new word for the Fictionarium and I absolutely love it.

Reintardation: When someone says something so retarded, their entire reputation is alterred forever because of it.]

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New Word of the Day - Goddled

Today's new word just poofed into my head this morning as I was trying to get back to sleep for a little more.

Goddled - coddled by God.

Which, of course, gives rise to...

Guddled - cuddled by God.

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New Word of the Day - Orgameism

Orgameism - achieving orgasm through video game victory. Leading to, of course, the simultaneous orgameism when orgasm and victory occur at the same time.

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New Word of the Day - Clueser

Clueser - short for clueless loser or someone who's so dense they need a clue to figure out that they're a loser. Nice, eh?

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New Word of the Day - Beautidull

Today's new word is....

Beautidull - the utterly vacuous hottie. Someone who got more than their fair share of looks at the expense of cognitive power. Let's see, I suppose Paris Hilton might qualify to some though I find her repulsive and plastic. Actually, I know the perfect beautidull person, Kelly Ripa. She's like a mini-Barbie doll but is about the most shallow tv personality I've ever seen. Congrats Kelly, you're beautidull! Woot!

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New Word of the Day - Spinglish

Here's a new word (actually its probably not given how simple it is) but anyway, new to me and here ya go.

Spinglish- PR speak, spinning English or using the language to make bad news appear to be good (i.e. AOL saying laying off 1300 people is a good thing).

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New Word of the Day - Concraption

Today's new word came from a post over on MeCha.

Concraption - a gadget toilet, i.e. a contraption crapper....contracted.

Plus, I have learned of something new in language, it is the recursive acronym - basically the spelling of the acronym with the first letter in the acronym being the word being spelled, i.e. GNU - Gnu's Not Unix. Learned because my grin word today is MUNG which is also a recursive acronym standing for Mung Until No Good, even though I have no idea what that means. But hell, still pretty darned cool.

Recursiveness, in general, good for a laugh. Witness things like the Hasselhoffian Recursion and tell me you didn't laugh before you gagged.

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New Word of the Day - Deluscious

Deluscious - deliciously luscious. Like a wall of cascading chocolate.

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New Word of the Day - Provain

Here's a new word of the day to share for lack of time or inclination to post anything more substantial. I.e. I've got chores galore(s) to do.

Provain - when someone has to get out the dictionary or encyclopedia or other resource to prove that they are right and you are wrong to stroke their ego.

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Two New "S" Words of the Day - Smackcess and Schmuckcess

Smackcess - when someone's close enough to be smacked, you have smackcess. Or a successful smacking.

Schmuckcess - when fools succeed.

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Double Dip New Word(s) of the Day

Here's a few that have been marinating in the hopper for a little while. And then a couple more that came to me as I was writing this post.

Nukelele - an atomic powered mini-guitar.

Pukelele - a sick ukelele.

And heck, some more because it just popped in my head.

The Dukelele - what John Wayne played when he was riding the range.
The Lukelele - what Luke Skywalker played with before he got his light saber.
The Spookelele - a ghostly mini-guitar.

Tags: nukelele, pukelele, Dukelele, Spookelele, fictionarium, new words, inventing language, NWotD

Two New "D" Words of the Day - Dramactedly and Darwinate

Today's new word comes from drama and acting, no way!

Dramactedly - dramatic acting for effect. Not usually for the camera though its sometimes caught on film, think Tom Cruise' jumping the shark couch on Orpah (the Killer Whale!) because he was sooooooooo in love with his incubator bride, Katie Holmes. Or the over-emotive drama queen who swoons at the slightest provocation.

Darwinate - to apply the "Survival of the Fittest" to an individual, that is, incorrectly, situation. Evolution doesn't work on the micro scale, its across populations and environments. Darwinating is when people cheer idiots who kill themselves in really stupid ways.

And, in more word geek goodness, have you ever noticed how close "Trial" and "Tribal" are? There but for a "b" goes the trial. And maybe I've mentioned this before but one little slip and "nicest" becomes "incest". Strange one.

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New Word of the Day - Brandito

A new word of the day to share, Brandito - brand thief or a crook named Brandi.

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New Word of The Day - Urbal

One of my favorite new words today, not political at all. Just cool.

Urbal - the smell of the inner city, i.e. urban aroma.
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New Word of The Day - Bureaucrazy

Bureaucrazy - government run by crazy people. One that thumps a particular book as its guideline when the law states the guideline is a document called the Constitution. Or one where its more important to "score" points against your opponent rather than work towards common goals.

Happy February 1!
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