New Word(s) of the Day - Satisfried and Satisfired

Satisfried - done to a successful end resolution but totally burnt out by the effort.

Satisfired - done but you still get fired.

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New Word of the Day - Importality

Importality - the process of attaining immortality by importing one's brain of consciousness into a new body, importing immortality. As in that Emilio Estevez and Mick Jagger movie of a few years ago, Freejack, I think.

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New Word of the Day - Freaktard

Inspired by today's news about Paramount firing Tom Cruise for his creative suicide over the last year.

Freaktard - a freakin' retard. See Tom Cruise.

Note, some people will object to my use of 'tard in this fashion. Tough shit. I could defend its use by talking about the regression Cruise visited on his career by acting like a moron on numerous occasions but I really don't give a damn right now.

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New Word of the Day - Addictionally

Addictionally - an add-on addiction. Or addicted to tacking on extras, either on pizza or shopping lists.

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New Word of the Day - Prettiot

There are some many terms to use to describe the attractive moron. But today's new word came to me while watching Elizabeth Hasselbeck get all huffy and stupid about Plan-B on The View (I saw it on YouTube via The People's Republic of Seabrook cut me some slack).

Prettiot - a pretty idiot. Of which there are plenty.

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New Word of the Day - Scammo

Today's new word is so simple it must have been invented already. But I'm not checking so I can take credit for it.

Scammo - ammo for scammers, that is, your marketing information is scammo.

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New Word of the Day - Sentimount

Oh yeah, this is the way some guys work their mojo and get a little sack time. Its the offer of the shoulder to cry on in the hopes that a moment of emotional weakness will lead to some bow-chicky-bow-bow, that is, some sexing.

Sentimount - pretending to give a damn about a girl's (or, in rare cases, a guy's) emotional turmoil in order to exploit her temporarily weakened emotional state to get some sex. Try not to be a sentimountal fool.

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New Word of the Day - Funnoying

Hi kids (yep, I'm wearing that one out today) you know what's funny AND annoying? Why that would be funnoying.

Funnoying - being both funny and annoying. Like its annoying that my favorite shorts no longer really fit me and funny because I'm skinnier now than I have been in about ten years so its funnoying.

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New Word of the Day - Sexcess

Today's new word should have come to me when I came up with smackcess and schmuckcess but it didn't. It had to germinate a bit more before it fully came to me.

Sexcess - successful sex, duh. Or, alternatively, excess sex but I'm not sure if that even exists.

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New Words of the Day - Deleleerious & Deliterious

deleleerious - wary of the bad effects of a chosen course of action

deliterious - a delicatessan that serves food that's really, really bad for you.

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New Word of the Day - Oppoonent

Today's new word gets backmy comedy roots, scatology. So let's get down to it.

Oppoonent - when the person you are competing against plays like shit or, alternatively, when your competition craps his pants during the game.

[Update: My pal Ryan, of Rambling Rhodes, offered another new word for the Fictionarium and I absolutely love it.

Reintardation: When someone says something so retarded, their entire reputation is alterred forever because of it.]

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New Word of the Day - Goddled

Today's new word just poofed into my head this morning as I was trying to get back to sleep for a little more.

Goddled - coddled by God.

Which, of course, gives rise to...

Guddled - cuddled by God.

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New Word of the Day - Orgameism

Orgameism - achieving orgasm through video game victory. Leading to, of course, the simultaneous orgameism when orgasm and victory occur at the same time.

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New Word of the Day - Clueser

Clueser - short for clueless loser or someone who's so dense they need a clue to figure out that they're a loser. Nice, eh?

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New Word of the Day - Beautidull

Today's new word is....

Beautidull - the utterly vacuous hottie. Someone who got more than their fair share of looks at the expense of cognitive power. Let's see, I suppose Paris Hilton might qualify to some though I find her repulsive and plastic. Actually, I know the perfect beautidull person, Kelly Ripa. She's like a mini-Barbie doll but is about the most shallow tv personality I've ever seen. Congrats Kelly, you're beautidull! Woot!

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New Word of the Day - Spinglish

Here's a new word (actually its probably not given how simple it is) but anyway, new to me and here ya go.

Spinglish- PR speak, spinning English or using the language to make bad news appear to be good (i.e. AOL saying laying off 1300 people is a good thing).

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New Word of the Day - Concraption

Today's new word came from a post over on MeCha.

Concraption - a gadget toilet, i.e. a contraption crapper....contracted.

Plus, I have learned of something new in language, it is the recursive acronym - basically the spelling of the acronym with the first letter in the acronym being the word being spelled, i.e. GNU - Gnu's Not Unix. Learned because my grin word today is MUNG which is also a recursive acronym standing for Mung Until No Good, even though I have no idea what that means. But hell, still pretty darned cool.

Recursiveness, in general, good for a laugh. Witness things like the Hasselhoffian Recursion and tell me you didn't laugh before you gagged.

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New Word of the Day - Deluscious

Deluscious - deliciously luscious. Like a wall of cascading chocolate.

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New Word of the Day - Provain

Here's a new word of the day to share for lack of time or inclination to post anything more substantial. I.e. I've got chores galore(s) to do.

Provain - when someone has to get out the dictionary or encyclopedia or other resource to prove that they are right and you are wrong to stroke their ego.

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Two New "S" Words of the Day - Smackcess and Schmuckcess

Smackcess - when someone's close enough to be smacked, you have smackcess. Or a successful smacking.

Schmuckcess - when fools succeed.

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