NWoTD - Fisciocy

Fisciocy - (pronunciation - fis-key-ah-see) fiscal idiocy. See, current economic plans in California for a great example.

This new word gives rise to other new ones like fisciocracy - a system of government where the richest people have the most authority. Fiscion - fiscal lies, from fiscal and fiction.

NWoTD - Faillow

Faillow - follow fail, i.e. someone follows you on Twitter in the vain hopes that you'll automatically follow them back. For whatever reason, you do not follow them back and that is the very definition of a faillow.

NWoTD - Photoge

Photoge - photographic protege. Inspired by this photo.

NWoTD - Combraides

Combraides - friends who share a common combing fetish/past time.

NWoTD - Inskintive

Inskintive - motivated by skin, or the promise of some flesh.

NWoTD - Inscentive

Inscentive - incentivized by smell.

NWoTD - Insintive

Insintive - incentivized by sin.

NWoTD - Celeberated

Celeberated - berated by celebration. The action of sarcastically celebrating someone's questionable achievement. The sarcastic applause of a crowd when a pitcher, who's given up 7-8 runs in an inning, finally recording the last out of the inning.

NWoTD - Avastar

Avastar - a pirate's avatar (as in Avast, me hearties, this be my avastar!).

And no, I'm not really a huge fan of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Honest.

NWoTD - Belligeriot

Belligeriot - (bill-idge-e-rut) belligerent idiot. Usually an alcohol-fueled dumbass wanted to fight for some ridiculous reason.

NWoTD - Stupility

Stupility - stupid futility. Engaging in some activity with a foregone conclusion and expecting something other than the foregone conclusion to occur.

NWoTD - Sementic

Sementic - conversation or discussion of spermatic matters.

NWoTD - Tersonality

Tersonality - a terse personality. Think stereotypical New Englander.

NWoTD - Tweeterhea

Tweeterhea - an explosion of tweets on Twitter after a prolonged period of no tweets at all.

NWoTD - Craw-struck

Craw-struck - when something gets stuck in your mind, usually because you're annoyed.

NWoTD - Containted

Containted - contained contamination.

This also leads to containters - contaminated containers.

NWoTD - Vitaminimize

Vitaminimize - to supplement with vitamins in an attempt to minimize the effects of a cold.

Why yes, I am fighting a cold right now, what makes you ask?

NWoTD - Cumpassion

Cumpassion - pretending to care about someone in order to have sex with them.

NWoTD - Mironic

Mironic - moronically ironic. As in, a student who should have failed the second grade being forced into third because her parents refused to sign the document to hold her back. If she's not ready for the third grade she needs to stay back.

NWoTD - Asspersion

Asspersion - a disparaging remark about someone's butt.