NWoTD - Pission

Pission - pissed on passion, via headache or just plain old crappy mood.

NWoTD - Retarculous

Retarculous - ridiculously retarded, as in, having access to healthcare by emergency room visitation even though this drives up medical costs and bankrupts the person with the health issue. This sort of thinking is retarculous. Glenn Beck is the poster child for retarculousness.

NWoTD - Creople

Creople - (cree-pull) creepy people. Like this freaking nutter.

NWoTD - Slimnesia

Slimnesia - when you can't remember ever having been thin.

NWoTD - Slamnesia

Slamnesia - when you can't remember if you've slept with someone or not. Can also be called Bangnesia.

NWoTD - Phooty

Phooty - a fake booty, taken from phooey booty, indicating a misrepresented backside via slimming girdle or butt cheek implants or even taped up cheeks.

NWoTD - Employtation

Employtation - an exploited employee is an employtation. See, Wal-Mart for so many examples of employtations that there are dozens of lawsuits in process at any given time to force Wal-Mart to pay workers for mandated break time and for being forced to work off the clock.

NWoTD - Atternity

Atternity - a permanent attorney or being tied up by lawyers in perpetuity.

NWoTD - Nicknamania

Nicknamania - (nick-na-mania) the manic use of nicknames, either through addiction or because you can't be bothered to actually learn people's names.

NWoTD - Twammer

Twammer - Twitter spammer

NWoTD - Twetiquette

Twetiquette - Twitter etiquette

NWotD - Douchebootery

Douchebootery - putting up with a douchebag to get at that booty. Either the booty is the douchebag or there is a gatekeeper to the booty who is a douchebag. Either way, you deal with a douchebag to get yourself some.

NWoTD - Twignorant

Twignorant - not knowing about Twitter or not knowing about some of the culture of Twitter including txtspk abbreviations like LOL, WTF and BFF.

NWoTD - Twitterati

Twitterati - the creme de la creme of the Twitter world.

NWoTD - Confronsational

Confronsational - people who engage in bullying talk during conversations are being confronsational. It is, obviously, a mashup of confrontational and conversation.

NWoTD - Noosepaper

Noosepaper - the rope around the neck of the dead tree newspaper business that is slowly strangling the life out of it is called a noosepaper.

NWoTD - Gerk

Gerk - a geeky jerk. Think the IT guy at a company who treats everyone like they are partially retarded for not being able to configure Outlook properly.

NWoTD - Indepantsoff Day

Indepantsoff Day - the national holiday where no one is allowed to wear pants.

NWoTD - Oogling

Oogling - using Google Images to ogle a hot chick or guy.

NWoTD - Fumungous

Fumungous - an incredibly huge stink, like when Nande gases out an entire room with her fish oil farts. A mashup of fumes and humongous, of course.

And yes, I'm quite proud of this one.