Borjury

Borjury (bore-jury) - committing perjury out of boredom. "Man, this trial's never gonna end, I'm gonna commit borjury and go relax in a jail cell for a bit."

Chacne

Chacne (chack-knee) - chance acne. In use, "I was totally looking forward to my date tonight but got hit with some chacne and now I'm not going anywhere."

Choadie

Choadie - a road riding bicyclist who dresses like a total choad.

A choad, for them's that aren't knowing, is the strip of skin between your scrotum and anus. Some folks also call it a taint, as in 'taint this and 'taint that. But I've also known it as the choad which is lots of fun to say.

Imbecillin

Imbecillin - an inoculation against being a fucking idiot.

Bummingbird

Bummingbird - a pessimistic hummingbird.

Rolish

Rolish - a role that is relished.

Martality

Martality - death by marriage.

Flautos

Flautos - flautas made out of or to look like cars.

Wocha

Wocha - (pronounced Woe-ka, like mocha with a W) a first thing out of bed choco coffee is a wocha.

Conduchive

Conduchive - conducive to being a douche.

Coffeenated

Coffeenated - adding coffee to anything.

Feeked

Feeked - getting fucked by fee.

Fondude

Fondude - That guy on the floor who got a fondue pot for Christmas during freshman year of college? Yeah, he was the fondude.

NWoTD - Amkneesia

Amkneesia - when you forget that you've got a bad knee or knees you are suffering from amkneesia.

NWoTD - Trumpathy

Trumpathy - sympathy for Donald Trump (curable via medication and/or lobotomy).

NWoTD - Trampathy

Trampathy - sympathy or empathy for tramps (either the sexually promiscuous kind or the ones asking for spare change at intersections)

NWoTD - Opposuite

Opposuite - a suite on the opposite side of the hallway or a "mirror image" suite

NWoTD - Explanatino

Explanatino - a latino who explains himself (rare)

NWoTD - Ofiend

Ofiend - a regular and often fiend

NWoTD - Ashean

Ashean - ocean filled with ash