Religin

Religin - an alcoholic beverage made of fermented dingelberries and altar boy tears. "Ahh, nothing like a religin and tonic to take the edge off a rough day of saving souls and poking holes."

Rebooty call

Rebooty call - a late night call for technical support. "I was just hanging playing a Skyrim spinoff when I got the rebooty call and I was all SCORE!"

Campatible

Campatible - camping compatibility. 
"We got along great at the bar but I found out early in the trip that we just weren't very campatible."

Scrawnly

Scrawnly - a person of slight build with highly defined muscles.

Albertross

Albertross - the albatross that is Albert Pujols' ten year contract with the Angels. He'll be a stud for a few more years but the last few years are gonna be ugly and expensive hence he becomes the Albertross.

Purrcusion

Purrcusion - the "beat" of a cat's purr is purrcusion.
"My cat's purrcusion sounds a little like a calypso song, I keep trying to write words to go with it."

Mundance

Mundance - a boring dance.
"Before we got a few drinks in us and got loosened up, it was all mundancing lameness."

Dumgerous

Dumgerous - an armed idiot is dumgerous.
"The best thing about dumgerous criminals is that they are just as likely to shoot themselves as someone else."

Beautal

Beautal - (beoo-tal) brutally beautiful or beautifully brutal.
"She's kind of beautal, like a supermodel with a chainsaw."

Umbecile

Umbecile - an idiot who says Um all the time.
"I lost track of what that umbecile was saying and just started counting his um's, I stopped at 100 and walked away."

Duearrhea

Duearrhea - (due-arrhea) the frenzy of activity before something is due is duearrhea.
"With less than 20 minutes left to go, I launched into an inspired state of duearrhea and blasted it out."

Compewter

Compewter - a really old computer.
"That Win98 compewter is so old it has a kickstarter instead of a power button."

Superfishally

Superfishally - about a super fish!
"I asked him about his aquarium and he got all into talking about his superfishally populated aquascape."

Skewter

Skewter - a scooter that has gone askew.
"After that nasty crash, my Skewter wouldn't go in a straight line anymore."

Minia

Minia - a miniature mania or a mania over miniatures.

Rightmare

Rightmare - a dream in which the Republicans attain their ultimate goal of unilateral power and make it illegal to be poor or not white.
"Man, I had the worst rightmare last night, I was getting busy with my girl and the police broke in and gave me a ticket for 'non-approved sexual position', it was just the inverted monkey catcher, what the hell?"

Note, I have no idea if there is a sexual position called the inverted monkey catcher but I'm pretty sure that there should be.

Plustered

Plustered - when you meet someone you've previously only known via Google+ and you are, momentarily, speechless.
"Got totally plustered when I ran into @mathowie outside the LBS."

Grumpon

Grumpon - a new social money saving website for grumpy people.
"Dude, did you see the deal for cranky pants on Grumpon? I'm stocking up!"

Of course also gives rise to many other derivatives:
Slumpon - deals for people with bad posture.
Pumpon - deals for fans of inflatable products (could include a sexy corner store too).
Dumpon - deals for toilet obsessed people or for people that like those grab bag deals of shit they couldn't sell.
Humpon - deals for people seeking sexual gratification.
Chumpon - "deals" for people who are bad at deals and always spend more than they need to.
Thumpon - deals for people that enjoy thumping on other people about what a great deal they got.
Lumpon - deals for cancer patients.
Sumpon - deals for people like my buddy who live in the hills and have constant water seepage issues.

And yeah, I could almost certainly just keep going on and on.

Tittally

Tittally - totally tits.
"Meghan McCain may be nuts but she's also tittally awesome."

Yes, yes I did invent a word to describe Meghan McCain, what of it?

Babeitized

Babeitized - when one is first described as a hottie is when one has been Babeitized.
"She didn't get babeitized until later in life when she ditched the glasses and started playing sports more."