GOPe

GOPe - Grand Old Party dope. Here's the thing, if you're not an old, white, fat man then the Republican party just wants your money and your vote and not you. Period. No women. No black people. No asians. No nothing but old, white, fat men.

And if you vote Republican and you aren't an old, white, fat man then you are a GOPe (that's pronounced like dope but with a G in the front).

"That poor GOPe over there thinks its all about gun control when, in reality, its all about his party trying to kill off the middle class entirely and go waaaay back to a feudal society where there are serfs and landowners and the landowners can basically do whatever they want. And that moronic GOPe ain't gonna be no landowner."

Fuckon

Fuckon - a resident of the planet Fuck or someone who just doesn't give a fuck. Also see DILLIGAF.

"I was going to flip the guy off after he nearly punted me but I could clearly see he was a Fuckon and his give a fucks meter was permanently set to zero."

Browl

Browl - a brawl between brothers.

"Man, the Super Bowl is going to be a Super Browl between the Harbaughs!"

Celesticles

Celesticles - celestial testicles aka God's nards.

"And then Jesus asked if she wanted to examine his celesticles for divine inspiration but I think he was just too shy to ask for a handjob."

Stripture

Stripture - the "lost" chapters of the Bible, they were significantly less SFW than most (though some of that Old Testament is pretty gruesome).

"We spent the night reading Stripture and humping like bunnies!"

Religin

Religin - an alcoholic beverage made of fermented dingelberries and altar boy tears. "Ahh, nothing like a religin and tonic to take the edge off a rough day of saving souls and poking holes."

Rebooty call

Rebooty call - a late night call for technical support. "I was just hanging playing a Skyrim spinoff when I got the rebooty call and I was all SCORE!"

Campatible

Campatible - camping compatibility. 
"We got along great at the bar but I found out early in the trip that we just weren't very campatible."

Scrawnly

Scrawnly - a person of slight build with highly defined muscles.

Albertross

Albertross - the albatross that is Albert Pujols' ten year contract with the Angels. He'll be a stud for a few more years but the last few years are gonna be ugly and expensive hence he becomes the Albertross.

Purrcusion

Purrcusion - the "beat" of a cat's purr is purrcusion.
"My cat's purrcusion sounds a little like a calypso song, I keep trying to write words to go with it."

Mundance

Mundance - a boring dance.
"Before we got a few drinks in us and got loosened up, it was all mundancing lameness."

Dumgerous

Dumgerous - an armed idiot is dumgerous.
"The best thing about dumgerous criminals is that they are just as likely to shoot themselves as someone else."

Beautal

Beautal - (beoo-tal) brutally beautiful or beautifully brutal.
"She's kind of beautal, like a supermodel with a chainsaw."

Umbecile

Umbecile - an idiot who says Um all the time.
"I lost track of what that umbecile was saying and just started counting his um's, I stopped at 100 and walked away."

Duearrhea

Duearrhea - (due-arrhea) the frenzy of activity before something is due is duearrhea.
"With less than 20 minutes left to go, I launched into an inspired state of duearrhea and blasted it out."

Compewter

Compewter - a really old computer.
"That Win98 compewter is so old it has a kickstarter instead of a power button."

Superfishally

Superfishally - about a super fish!
"I asked him about his aquarium and he got all into talking about his superfishally populated aquascape."

Skewter

Skewter - a scooter that has gone askew.
"After that nasty crash, my Skewter wouldn't go in a straight line anymore."

Minia

Minia - a miniature mania or a mania over miniatures.