Chuckleschmuck - a Trump supporter, marked by irrational anger, ignorance, small hands, bad hair and a permanent expression of painful constipation.
"Let me be perfectly clear, you cannot support Donald Trump and NOT be a chuckleschmuck."
21 March 2019
Hourlay
Hourlay - the hourly rate of a prostitute. Or the hourly rate of a surrogate chicken to sit on some eggs.
"I wanted to spend some time with her but her hourlay rate was a step or two above my pay grade."
"I wanted to spend some time with her but her hourlay rate was a step or two above my pay grade."
Fleshback
Fleshback- when you have flashbacks to recent (or maybe not so recent) sexy flesh on flesh times.
"I was in the grocery store and the produce department sent me into a fleshback from last night's rompy pompy time!"
"I was in the grocery store and the produce department sent me into a fleshback from last night's rompy pompy time!"
Shamateurism
Shamateurism - when the amateur status of an event is a complete sham. As in calling the Olympics the best of amateur athletics, it isn't and hasn't been for decades. Taken from a Twitter conversation.
Also gives rise to other spin off words like:
Scamateurism - a fake amateur competing.
Shamateurism - a shamefully fake amateur competing (think Mike Tyson wearing a glue on mustache).
Shamanateurism - when a shaman tries to get in on an amateur competition (admittedly a silly one).
Also gives rise to other spin off words like:
Scamateurism - a fake amateur competing.
Shamateurism - a shamefully fake amateur competing (think Mike Tyson wearing a glue on mustache).
Shamanateurism - when a shaman tries to get in on an amateur competition (admittedly a silly one).
Twitterhea
Twitterhea - an incessant need to tweet the minutiae of your day regardless of interest to others.
"I had to mute his account again as his twitterhea was getting out of control, again."
Almost certainly not a newly coined word.
"I had to mute his account again as his twitterhea was getting out of control, again."
Almost certainly not a newly coined word.
Tachnical
Tachnical - tactically technical or technically tactical, your choice.
I live in a Nerf blaster world, my life is all about tachnical, tacticool and tactidrool.
I live in a Nerf blaster world, my life is all about tachnical, tacticool and tactidrool.
Greeditarian
Greeditarian - if someone's "need" for more wealth supersedes other people's needs for food and shelter then they are a Greeditarian.
"Expecting the Greeditarians to think of others is about as sensible as hoping the shark is a vegetarian."
"Expecting the Greeditarians to think of others is about as sensible as hoping the shark is a vegetarian."
Algorerithms
Algorerithms - the formulas used to figure out how much money to give to Al Gore to offset your carbon footprint. He'll totally buy trees and shit with it, for sure.
Snowglobed
Snowglobed - when someone capriciously (or seemingly so) upends your life making you have to scramble to put everything back together, that is called getting snowglobed.
"My boss snowglobed me and then submitted his own resignation, hard not to take that a little personally when he went out of his way to fuck my life up on his way out the door."
"My boss snowglobed me and then submitted his own resignation, hard not to take that a little personally when he went out of his way to fuck my life up on his way out the door."
Ratiowned
Ratiowned - when your tweet gets virtually no likes or retweets and a whole bunch of replies correcting your stupidity/ignorance/Bernie smear and you get owned by Twitter, you have been ratiowned.
"Dave got ratiowned again and again when he tried to smear Bernie with his garbage centrist talkings points and then he tried to assert that he was the left." (based on a true story).
"Dave got ratiowned again and again when he tried to smear Bernie with his garbage centrist talkings points and then he tried to assert that he was the left." (based on a true story).
Icean
Icean - an ice cold ocean.
"You can't go out in that icean without a decent wetsuit, at least a 5 mill, bro!"
"You can't go out in that icean without a decent wetsuit, at least a 5 mill, bro!"
Acronymonious
Acronymonious - bitterly angry about the use of acronyms.
"All I did was mentionhow much I love my new scuba gear with laser range finder on top and he was all acronymonious with me about it."
"All I did was mentionhow much I love my new scuba gear with laser range finder on top and he was all acronymonious with me about it."
Emberrassed
Emberrassed - when you're so embarrassed that your ass is on fire from all of the butt hurt, from the root words, ember and assed.
"You'd think someone would get emberrassed after making so many flagrantly false predictions but nope, Nate Silver's still out there pretending he knows what's happening."
"You'd think someone would get emberrassed after making so many flagrantly false predictions but nope, Nate Silver's still out there pretending he knows what's happening."
Delicktable
Delicktable - so delicious looking you just want to lick it, yes, this can apply to food and people. Delectable mushed with a lick.
Anuscript
Anuscript - a story about an asshole or when you pull a story out of your ass at the last minute.
"That anuscript is a walk down holes I've known lane."
"That anuscript is a walk down holes I've known lane."
Scrumbag
Scrumbag - a dirty piece of shit rugby player.
"That scrumbag poked me in the eyes in our last match!"
"That scrumbag poked me in the eyes in our last match!"
08 December 2014
Shitizen
Shitizen - a shitty citizen.
"Doesn't it just make you happy to watch a bunch of shitizens trash their town after a bunch of athletes win (or lose!) a championship there?"
"Doesn't it just make you happy to watch a bunch of shitizens trash their town after a bunch of athletes win (or lose!) a championship there?"
Clitteralist
Clitteralist - somebody literally made of clitorises (clitorii?). Yes, I'm aware that is both gross and not possible.
Again, not sure where my head is at with this one.
Again, not sure where my head is at with this one.
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