NwoTD - Twuth

Twuth - Twitter truth, something you cannot handle.

NWoTD - Tutirials

Tutirials - tired tutorial or possibly a tutorial delivered by a tired out presenter.

NWoTD - Tempty

Tempty - empty temptation.

NWoTD - Powervty

Powervty - poor in power.

NWoTD - Cumpaign

Cumpaign - a campaign of sexual conquest.

NWoTD - Constituition

Constituition - paying your way through college through trying employment (constitution) or using the Constitution to pay for tuition.

NWoTD - Campire

Campire - campfire for vampires.

NWoTD - Attirude

Attirude - rude attitude.

NWoTD - Adgitate

Adgitate - agitated by advertising.

NWoTD - Stopics

Stopics - topics that kill conversations.

NWoTD - Pricknic

Pricknic - a picnic for jerks.

NWoTD - Scruel

Scruel - a cruel school.

NWoTD - Thawt

Thawt - thinking that thaws one out.

NWoTD - Almoast

Almoast - bread that is almost toast.

NWoTD - Scrone

Scrone - pastry for a mean old lady.

NWoTD - Oddvice

Oddvice - strange or odd advice.

NWoTD - Blottery

Blottery - partying so hard after winning the lottery that you don't remember
winning it.

NWoTD - Togurt

Togurt - the body cheese generated by a couple of hard partying days in a toga (don't pretend you haven't done the Roman-style lost weekend of partying).

NWoTD - Cumputer

Cumputer - computer used solely for surfing porn.

NWoTD - Brokeh

Brokeh - badly done bokeh photography.

NWoTD - Propertoes

Propertoes - wholly owned (i.e. not rented or borrowed) toes.

NWoTD - Opposocks

Opposocks - when the only socks you can find have the exact opposite colors.

NWoTD - Enditor

Enditor - someone who edits suicide notes and obituaries.

NWoTD - Pornucopia

Pornucopia - (almost) too much hawt pron. Almost because, really is there such a thing as too much porn?

NWoTD - Idloo

Idloo - a small fortress of solitude made of snow for self reflection.

NWoTD - Abracadaver

Abracadaver - someone who makes dead bodies disappear says "Abracadaver" when he makes them vanish.

NWoTD - Sticket

Sticket - a ticket that feels like a stick shoved up your backside.