Dumgerous

Dumgerous - an armed idiot is dumgerous.
"The best thing about dumgerous criminals is that they are just as likely to shoot themselves as someone else."

Beautal

Beautal - (beoo-tal) brutally beautiful or beautifully brutal.
"She's kind of beautal, like a supermodel with a chainsaw."

Umbecile

Umbecile - an idiot who says Um all the time.
"I lost track of what that umbecile was saying and just started counting his um's, I stopped at 100 and walked away."

Duearrhea

Duearrhea - (due-arrhea) the frenzy of activity before something is due is duearrhea.
"With less than 20 minutes left to go, I launched into an inspired state of duearrhea and blasted it out."

Compewter

Compewter - a really old computer.
"That Win98 compewter is so old it has a kickstarter instead of a power button."

Superfishally

Superfishally - about a super fish!
"I asked him about his aquarium and he got all into talking about his superfishally populated aquascape."

Skewter

Skewter - a scooter that has gone askew.
"After that nasty crash, my Skewter wouldn't go in a straight line anymore."