Borjury

Borjury (bore-jury) - committing perjury out of boredom. "Man, this trial's never gonna end, I'm gonna commit borjury and go relax in a jail cell for a bit."

Chacne

Chacne (chack-knee) - chance acne. In use, "I was totally looking forward to my date tonight but got hit with some chacne and now I'm not going anywhere."

Choadie

Choadie - a road riding bicyclist who dresses like a total choad.

A choad, for them's that aren't knowing, is the strip of skin between your scrotum and anus. Some folks also call it a taint, as in 'taint this and 'taint that. But I've also known it as the choad which is lots of fun to say.