Custory and Curstory

Custory - a custody story.
Curstory - a custory story full of curses or a story about mongrel dogs.

"She spun out a pretty ridiculous custory for the judge who bought not a word of it and granted full custody to the dad."

"His cause was lost when he raged into a curstory in the middle of the hearing, judges tend to side with the side NOT shouting FUCK YOU at them, weird, I know."

Pedestrianaise

Pedestrianaise - the sandwich topping made when a pedestrian gets creamed by a car.

Yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing this morning either.

Scumbank

Scumbank - Bank of America, USBank and the other banks that shoved our economy to the brink of ruin for their greed are scumbanks. Too big to fail means these greedheaded scumbanks have NO incentive to follow the law so they don't.

"I got another dirty offer from my scumbank to stop paying my mortgage so they'll 'help' me out. The help they will offer is to take my house and kick my family out onto the street."

Brinette

Brinette - a very "salty" or sour brunette.

"Don't bother with her, she looks nice but she's all brinette up close."

Concours de Peligance

Concours de Peligance - when the pelicans fly up and down the coast in huge formations (I saw one of over a hundred yesterday), they are a Concours de Peligance.

The included video isn't quite what I mean but it is pretty darned pretty nonetheless. Definitely need to get the GoPro going as the scenery from out in the bay is spectacular!

Ammosexual

Ammosexual - the gender term for the Open Carry and Stand Your Ground loons who insist on demonstrating their gun love openly.

"I was going to get a coffee at Starbucks but there were too many ammosexual knobs parading around out front with their penis substitutes in their arms."

Ht to +Paul Gatling (I think)

Delicktable

Delicktable - so delicious looking as to make you want to lick it, be they legs, noms or a computer screen.

Inspired by +Lisa Silvey's legs.