NWoTD - Inscentive

Inscentive - incentivized by smell.

NWoTD - Insintive

Insintive - incentivized by sin.

NWoTD - Celeberated

Celeberated - berated by celebration. The action of sarcastically celebrating someone's questionable achievement. The sarcastic applause of a crowd when a pitcher, who's given up 7-8 runs in an inning, finally recording the last out of the inning.

NWoTD - Avastar

Avastar - a pirate's avatar (as in Avast, me hearties, this be my avastar!).

And no, I'm not really a huge fan of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Honest.

NWoTD - Belligeriot

Belligeriot - (bill-idge-e-rut) belligerent idiot. Usually an alcohol-fueled dumbass wanted to fight for some ridiculous reason.

NWoTD - Stupility

Stupility - stupid futility. Engaging in some activity with a foregone conclusion and expecting something other than the foregone conclusion to occur.

NWoTD - Sementic

Sementic - conversation or discussion of spermatic matters.

NWoTD - Tersonality

Tersonality - a terse personality. Think stereotypical New Englander.

NWoTD - Tweeterhea

Tweeterhea - an explosion of tweets on Twitter after a prolonged period of no tweets at all.

NWoTD - Craw-struck

Craw-struck - when something gets stuck in your mind, usually because you're annoyed.

NWoTD - Containted

Containted - contained contamination.

This also leads to containters - contaminated containers.

NWoTD - Vitaminimize

Vitaminimize - to supplement with vitamins in an attempt to minimize the effects of a cold.

Why yes, I am fighting a cold right now, what makes you ask?

NWoTD - Cumpassion

Cumpassion - pretending to care about someone in order to have sex with them.

NWoTD - Mironic

Mironic - moronically ironic. As in, a student who should have failed the second grade being forced into third because her parents refused to sign the document to hold her back. If she's not ready for the third grade she needs to stay back.

NWoTD - Asspersion

Asspersion - a disparaging remark about someone's butt.

NWoTD - Douchebattery

Douchebattery - beating the annoying snot out of someone who's behaving like a douchebag.

NWoTD - Lubrary

Lubrary - a place where lubrications are stored and sorted according to the Dewey Decimal System by use (sex, automotive, industrial, etc.) and by chemical formula (graphite, various oils, water-based, etc).

NWoTD - Horkano

Today's new word comes from combining the words volcano and hork (blowing your nose) thus.

Horkano: when you blow your nose and the resultant flow of goo is like an erupting volcano. Delightful, eh?

NWoTD - Francheese

Francheese - when a previously good television or movie series is spun off into a cheesy direction. Sort of like the addition of the highly marketable Ewoks to the first Star Wars trilogy or the addition of the incredibly annoying Jar Jar Binks to the second trilogy. I'm sure there are dozens of other examples of francheese.

Got a good example of a franchise taking a turn for the cheese (and the money, of course)? Leave it in the comments.

NWoTD - Felonocity

Felonocity - the speed at which crime increases as the economy worsens. Compounded from felon and velocity.