NWoTD - Slimformation

Today's new word is inspired by the near never-ending drivel spewing forth from Tony Snow's fetid maw. And so today's new word is....

Slimformation - passing on just enough information to get by but not really enough to know anything of value.

And also,

Mislimformation - passing on just enough bad information to be plausibly deniable. They've stopped even trying to do this since they are just out and out lying (see Tony Snow's recent lies about George Bush never having said we should "Stay the course" in Iraq despite the literally hundreds of instances it can be found online).

I suppose there might also be a version called slimeformation but that gets a little hard to parse.

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NWoTD - Columnuts

Columnuts - insane columnists like Nick Coleman who drives Rhodes crazy with his bad journalism.

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NWoTD - Secrutiny

Secrutiny - scrutinizing your security or securing your scrutiny but that makes less sense.

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NWoTD - Glerrors

Glerrors - glaring errors. Also could be spelled glarrers but that makes the root words a bit more obtuse.

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NWoTD - Circurse

Circurse - cursed to be stuck in the circus forever. Or a cursed circus. Or a circus for cursing.

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NWoTD - Cursious

Cursious - curious about curses.

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NWoTD - Delivious

Delivious - so delicious that you become oblivious to the rest of the universe.

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NWoTD - Externity

Externity - presumably the time after your internity but I'm not sure that makes sense.

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NWoTD - Internity

Internity - the length of your (unpaid or really low paid) internship.

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NWoTD - Simvility

Lots of words to get to tonight and they go up one at a time here.

Simvility - simulated civility, feigned niceness or the frenemy act.

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NWoTD - Accentric

Accentric - a strange person with a strange accent. Or, a weirdo with a patois.

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NWotD - Confidencial & Confidensial

Confidencial - having confidence in presumed confidentiality. That your secret is safe without having to ask if your secret is safe, even if reality may prove otherwise.

Which, of course, leads one almost instantly to

Confidensial - marked by a dense or stupid confidence, misplaced confidence.

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New Word(s) of the Day - Satisfried and Satisfired

Satisfried - done to a successful end resolution but totally burnt out by the effort.

Satisfired - done but you still get fired.

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New Word of the Day - Importality

Importality - the process of attaining immortality by importing one's brain of consciousness into a new body, importing immortality. As in that Emilio Estevez and Mick Jagger movie of a few years ago, Freejack, I think.

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New Word of the Day - Freaktard

Inspired by today's news about Paramount firing Tom Cruise for his creative suicide over the last year.

Freaktard - a freakin' retard. See Tom Cruise.

Note, some people will object to my use of 'tard in this fashion. Tough shit. I could defend its use by talking about the regression Cruise visited on his career by acting like a moron on numerous occasions but I really don't give a damn right now.

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New Word of the Day - Addictionally

Addictionally - an add-on addiction. Or addicted to tacking on extras, either on pizza or shopping lists.

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New Word of the Day - Prettiot

There are some many terms to use to describe the attractive moron. But today's new word came to me while watching Elizabeth Hasselbeck get all huffy and stupid about Plan-B on The View (I saw it on YouTube via The People's Republic of Seabrook cut me some slack).

Prettiot - a pretty idiot. Of which there are plenty.

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New Word of the Day - Scammo

Today's new word is so simple it must have been invented already. But I'm not checking so I can take credit for it.

Scammo - ammo for scammers, that is, your marketing information is scammo.

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New Word of the Day - Sentimount

Oh yeah, this is the way some guys work their mojo and get a little sack time. Its the offer of the shoulder to cry on in the hopes that a moment of emotional weakness will lead to some bow-chicky-bow-bow, that is, some sexing.

Sentimount - pretending to give a damn about a girl's (or, in rare cases, a guy's) emotional turmoil in order to exploit her temporarily weakened emotional state to get some sex. Try not to be a sentimountal fool.

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New Word of the Day - Funnoying

Hi kids (yep, I'm wearing that one out today) you know what's funny AND annoying? Why that would be funnoying.

Funnoying - being both funny and annoying. Like its annoying that my favorite shorts no longer really fit me and funny because I'm skinnier now than I have been in about ten years so its funnoying.

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