29 April 2010

NWoTD - Hianus

Hianus - (Hi-anus, a combination of hiatus and anus) taking a break from being an asshole.

21 April 2010

NWoTD - Divil

Divil - (pronounced Die-vil) the evil deity to whom you sell your soul to gain the ability to perform the Triple Lindy.

NWoTD - Fagnet

Fagnet - magnet for gay folks, someone who's naturally gravitated towards by gay people, Barbara Streisand and Ricky Martin come to mind.

Note, I am somewhat reluctant to post this word because of the pejorative nature of the word, fag. But opted to in the end because it rolls off the tongue so easily and makes sense as a word even if it isn't especially nice.

NWoTD - Insuckticide

Insuckticide - cheap and ineffective insecticide.

NWoTD - Paintience

Paintience - patient while in pain or waiting patiently for paint to dry.

NWoTD - Studebt

Studebt - student debt.

21 March 2010

NWoTD - Twistory

Twistory - Twitter history or twisted history (i.e. revisionist story telling).

NWoTD - Fooltility

Fooltility - foolish utility, a Swiss Army Knife with a cheese grater attachment.

NWoTD - Flutility

Flutility - trying and failing to fight a flu bug.

NWoTD - Civillain

Civillain - civilian villain

NWoTD - Epithany

Epithany - a pithy epiphany.

NWoTD - Juggulant

Juggulant - jubilant because of boobs. Yes, I am a 14 year old boy trapped in a man's body, why do you ask?

NWoTD - Scambag

Scambag - scumbag scammer.

06 February 2010

NWoTD - Asstute

Asstute - (ass-toot) keen observation of someone's rectal trumpet capabilities. I am incapable of thinking of this new word and not thinking of my good friend, Ryan (aka @dirtymushroom) which is almost certainly as he would like it!

NWoTD - Awlarm

Awlarm - (awe-larm)a freakishly piercing fire alarm that feels like someone is driving an awl into your brain, much like the one at my school today.

29 January 2010

NWoTD - Tasklost

Tasklost - lost in the swirling maelstrom of an out of control tasklist. Side note, I just read an interesting idea, instead of making a To Do list, try making Don't Do list, it should be shorter.

NWoTD - Banus

Banus - bonus anus, you got one asshole and were gifted with a second one.

NWoTD - Corno

Corno - pornography featuring corn.

NWoTD - Soilitary

Soilitary - people who don't bathe often, are dirty (or soiled) and are often alone are considered soilitary types.

NWoTD - Tokel

Tokel - someone who becomes a yokel when they smoke dope.